Man vs. Machine: A Spanking Add Thread
 

Man vs. Machine: A Spanking Add Thread

An argument rages in the far corners of the internet — not a new or even unfamiliar debate, but certainly not one that the kink community is known for.


Today, we begin the journey of settling that debate right here on getDare. Join Stealthy, a kitten always eager for the not-so-gentle embrace of a human hand, and Delaney, a nerd who forgoes human contact for artificially-programmed interaction (shocker) as they ask getDare:


"Machine spanking is simply superior. The machine doesn't tire or chicken out, it doesn't slow down when the pain starts kicking in, and it doesn't require anything of you besides an outlet and a rear end.

Anyone who is into bondage can see the appeal to machine spanking, the allure of giving up control. This is a punishment that is administered with ruthless efficiency, never varying in strength or speed. There is no mercy, no convincing the spanker to take it easy or cut it short, no way out but through.

More importantly, it turns self-spanking from something you do to yourself to something that is done to you — perfect for a punishment or a lost bet." —Delaney (the nerd)



Joining the Thread

• Post in the thread that you are either joining Team Man, Team Machine, or that you are undecided.
• Undecided posters can post as much as they want, and all of their posts will be added to their chosen team upon joining.
• Posters are free to switch teams at any time, taking their post total with them to their new team. (Note: a fine of 10 posts will be deducted from your post total every time you switch.)

Posting in the Thread

• Each post adds 10 points to your team.
• No double posting unless 30 minutes has passed.

What To Post

• Questions for the team mascots about their spanking preferences.
• Punishment ideas for the losing mascot.
• Additions/twists to previously suggested punishments.
• Taunts directed at the losing team (to keep competitiveness high).

Ending the Thread

• This thread will close two weeks after it reaches 500 posts.
• Once the thread is closed, the team mascots will complete their allotted spankings and report back here.
• The winning team's mascot will post a punishment for the losing mascot to complete, also to be reported back in the thread.

So, will you help settle this debate by choosing the team you think should win? Will you forgo the debate entirely and join a team just to help ensure a certain mascot loses? Or will you pile on the underdog, throwing your posting power into the bigger team so you can watch the other flounder? No matter what your reasoning, this thread is sure to find an answer to the question...

JOIN TEAM MAN!!!!

We have such a cute kitten mascot! I mean what sort of mascot is a nerd :p

Mh, do I want a kitten to win or do I want a kitten to get more tasks? :p

Sirrrrrr! If you join my team you get to spank me more! And its just one big punishment from the winner to the loser! Soooo it would be best to give me more spanks!

Clearly team man! No way a machine is better :)

But clearly there is a lots of fun to be had with you two battling it out instead of deciding already :p

Yes! Clearly the correct option!

*pouts* I should have known you would tease us both Sir!

I think I'll join machine or will I?! I want Kitten to get the punishment!!!

Noooooo!

*grumbles I knew someone would betray me just to punish me*

I'll just have to convince you otherwise!

You're entitled to your wrong opinion. :)

Join Team Machine and I'll make sure to make that punishment nice and "fun" for her!

Eek!! No one give her ideas! She's devious enough on her own!

Let us hear what you got.
We are listening....

Hmm lots of convincing to do for me not to join machine

But giving us punishment ideas is part of the thread! One you were enthusuastic about, remember?

Source: our brainstorming session for this thread

Even Delany secretly thinks Team Man os the correct team! She chose a hand as the emoji for the thread after all!!

Spankings done by hand, by man- are clearly the best! They dont cost anything to have happen. And they could happen at any time! Unlike a machine spanking that needs to be set up! A man spanking can happen the moment you think to spank!
And man done spankings can easily focus on one spot or several different spots without the spankee having to move so that a different part of the ass is spanked!!


Edit so I dont double post:

*blushes* shhhh dont tell them that! My reverse physcology to encourage them to post punishment ideas for us both wont work as well if they think we want it!!

We already knew that. Still waiting for the convincing otherwise.

Delaney doesn't seem to care about losing anyway. Guess she is used to it at this point :p

In my defense, if a spanking machine emoji existed I would use that all the time.

My machine doesn't take long to set up, just a simple vice grip to tighten. It doesn't require any more forethought than a self-administered spanking would.

While a different (and more expensive) model of spanking machine does have the ability to move around, mine admittedly doesn't. However, isn't the squirm often the best part? The spankee wriggling around under the machine trying to find a fresh patch of skin to abuse and rapidly running out of space as the machine continues its assault, completely uncaring of the spankee's suffering, until its finished the job?

I'll be thinking of some fun stuff during this threads time ^^


And the thing with machine spankings is, they are consistent and easy to do when you are alone, though, I would like to do a scientific test. sooooo can anyone sponsor me one to test? XD

Oh, I'll be winning this thread. After all, anyone on getDare can self-spank — but how many of us own spanking machines? Surely you must be curious....

Sure the spanking machine is nice but you already admitted that it can only go one speed! 48 bpm isnt very fast!

And then you also have the struggle of trying to get different impliments to fit too! It limits what you can do for a spanking! And you have to make sure its set up where it can be set up meaning a spanking cant happen anywhere in any position!

And you need power!

I could get spanked anywhere! Not just near an outlet!

I will join the kitten and help prove man is better :)

Yayy!!!! Welcome to the team bunny!

Speed is probably the least important factor in a spanking, it's good for a show but ultimately is going to result in a short-term sting on some barely-pink cheeks and a sore arm with nothing substantial to show for it.

Slow and steady wins the race, Stealthy. Haven't you heard?

My machine can use any of my implements. The only one that might give it trouble are the very heavy wooden paddles, but I would argue that those aren't as effective in a self-spanking anyway, due to their weight.

And of course I rigged up a portable base — despite being able to clamp the machine to most of the furniture I own — and use an extension cord, what do you take me for? Some kind of amateur?

Nah I think you're a nerd and that most people with a spanking machine wouldnt be enough of a nerd to overcome those challenges! :p

Glad to join and help out a cute little kitty :)

And if not?
Will Kitten publicly brand you as a loser? :p

Sure, maybe for a second. But it wouldn't be long before she ran off in search of a punishment for herself. Stealthy wants to lose. Joining my team would be doing her a favor.

Us animals have to stick together tho!

Says you! :p

I don't go looking for punishments! I just like to play around!

I think you want to lose too! You like being a loser nerd! Several of your threads have been focused on you admitting you're a loser nerd!

Stealthy wants to be punished so you should join team machine though

Lies and slander!!!!
I said I wouldnt mind a long punishment (if I did lose) not that I wanted one!!!

Hmmmm if it’s what she wants maybe I’ll work against it then :)

Most people would mind a long punishment, though... at least those who aren't secretly craving the punishment.

Pretty arrogant words for someone who's signature says "Denied loser" 😂

Exactly. After all, here she is on your thread basically giving the green light to those interested in both baiting her to post to pump up her own number and to ensure she loses in the end:

Stealthy always wants to get spanked. Doesn't apply to punishments though ;)

I think Delany is using all my words against me just beacuse she wants to stop me from posting 😤

See how she didnt even respond to how she is a denied loser, she is trying to bully me cause she isnt used to having any power!

Are you going to go by what my signature says, or what my posts say? Because it seems to me like my posts are making some pretty good points, and Stealthy's posts are just her floundering around trying to defend herself from her own words!

I'm going by what seems to be a much more accurate description of what you are than by what you try to make us believe you are ;)

If I wanted you to stop posting, I'd stop posting. But I know that you can't help but reply to me, Stealthy. I mean, you're not going to take this lying down, are you? Of course not! So keep posting! Get that spanking total sky-high! It will make your defeat all the sweeter. :)