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An ACTUALLY Embarrassing Questionnaire
Monkey and I were talking, and we're quite underwhelmed by the lack of embarrassing questions that make up most so-called "humiliating" truth threads. Thus, we have come up with a list of questions that we think most people would really be too embarrassed to answer. Or, at least, they're awkward as hell.
(This questionnaire works best if you answer in detail. ;) ) 1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? 25. Have you ever been in jail? 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? |
Okay I will put aside my shame and vow to answer all of these, without looking at the questions up front. (Unless the answer would reveal anything identifying about me)
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? No. 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Yes, I remember one time that I started to pee before I took it out, thus peeing all over my pants. Fortunately I was at home but I did have my mom visiting. She just laughed about it and shrugged. 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Not that I recall. 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Not caught, no. 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? No. Well my sister did once find porn pics on my computer and told my mom about it, does that count. 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No. 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No. 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No. 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? No. Are my answers starting to bore you? 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Not that I recall. 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Not that I recall. 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Not that I recall. 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Something like that. I had my debit card not working or I forgot to bring my money. Nothing embarrassing about this I think. 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? No. 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? No. Really, it is the truth. I am so boring to the outside world. 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Most likely, but I can't recall. 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Yes I have. It was indeed embarrassing but I really can't recall to who and what it was about. Sorry. 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No, but since I am a sub to Miss Butterfly, I did actually almost call a female colleague 'Miss' on chat. I have to really take heed of that. 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Yes I have. I think it was in an airport toilet somewhere. 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? n/a 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? My porn pics collection, the extreme ones in particular. IF they can actually find them. They are hidden under a second windows account so they should have to crack the password or access them some other way. They are more likely to find my toy collection which is now ever growing. That would be embarrassing but since I'm dead, I would not care about that. 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? No. I sometimes wanted to share nude pictures. I still do. I am not embarrassed about sharing them with select people. But the problem is indeed that everything that comes on the internet you can never get back. So I probably never will. 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? Not that I recall. 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? No. 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Not that I recall. 25. Have you ever been in jail? I have visited Alcatraz, does that count? ;) 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yeah, zipper down. But I didn't think that's such a big deal. I still wear underwear and you can still not actually peek inside so easily with the zipper down. 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? No, but I have it happen to me while I was pooping. That was pretty embarrassing. 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? No. 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? No, how can that happen? 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Oh yes. My English teacher. She was deemed a bitch by many and I get what they meant. She ruled the class with an iron fist. But she was still a good person, I respected her, she looked gorgeous and I loved her. 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? No. But I do think Yennefer and Triss Merigold of The Wither computer game series are gorgeous. But I don't think they count as cartoon characters since they are very realistic. 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No. 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yeah, quite a few times. Annoying indeed but not the worst of embarrassment. 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? I never tried that on a first date so no. 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Nope. 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yeah, because they forgot to take off that alarm triggering thingy. Their mistake, not mine. 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? On my nose sometimes. That is never annoying and unappealing since my nose is already quite big in the first place. I really don't want to have any added attention to it. 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? By my zipper you mean? Yeah. But that can't happen no more since Miss has decided I should shave it all off. 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yeah. And in Miss' butt crack too. It's very very annoying. 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yes. That happens sometimes at home which is particularly annoying when I have diarrhea. But since I live alone it's not embarrassing. In public I think it happened once and since then I always check up front if there is any. Thank you for the questions. I had fun answering them but as you see, I haven't had many embarrassing moments. |
It is ones like these that maybe I realize I am boring.
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Yes, I was a small child and the teacher refused to let me go use the bathroom insisting I was faking it. I definitely was non. 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? I have not. 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? No 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Non really, I have spoken about it with my mother, but that is another thing. 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?No 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?no 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?no 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?no 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?no 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?no 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?no 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?no 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?no 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?no 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?no 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?maybe? 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? No 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Hm. I collect small rubber ducks? And I maybe play random pc games 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? No 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?no 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? No 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? No 25. Have you ever been in jail? Maybe almost, but getting out of zip ties is easy 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yes I ripped my pants and was walking around and didn't know why I was getting many whistles. It was a large rip and I like lacy panties. It was funny later. 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?many times, why don't people lock things? 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Yes but they translated something I say wrong so maybe it is the fault on them 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Never 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? No 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? No 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?no 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yes I am very clumsy 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?no 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?no 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?no 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?no 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?no 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?no 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Haha no check first |
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1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Nope 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Nope 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Passed out drunk and naked on the bathroom floor, found by dad. 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Thankfully not 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Not in detail. 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? Does it count if I knew they were married and did it anyway? 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? My parents, no. Her parents, yes. 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? No. 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Caught suggests I cared. I have done it, often. 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? I have nervous bowels. When I get nervous, I fart... so every date. 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Oh hell yes. Often by myself "Oh damn, do you smell that?" 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Yup, though more grocery shopping, trying to work out what items to return. 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? No 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Not that I remember. 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Once. And it was the very last time I spoke behind someones back. I liked the person and I was being cruel for no reason. It was a reality check. 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? No 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? Several times. 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Surprisingly not, though I have had a few that wont flush. 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? N/a 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? A toss up between my computer and an envelope containing Icy's pubic hair. 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Unwanted? No. Plenty out there though. 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Every single time. 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Hasnt everyone? 25. Have you ever been in jail? No, but I have been arrested a few times. 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Several times 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes. 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Well having 4 kids and calling them all "darling" I have found myself calling random people darling. 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? My teacher when I was 14. HE wasnt impressed to be called mum. 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Religious Education, I was 14. Damn she was ... be back later. 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Outside of adult hentai, no. 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No. 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Hasnt everyone? 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? Most of them. Thanks for bringing it up, I am now depressed. 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? See question 25. 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yes, but they forgot to remove tags. 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Not really. 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Pubic hair, no. Foreskin... I dont want to talk about it. 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yes and no. I scratched it anyway. 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Several times. Hate it when that happens. |
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Probably, im not entirley sure as my memory of school is a bit... non existant. 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? I once wet the bed while I was drunk. But thankfully no where in public. 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Nope, once by my sister though.. 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Not my parents, but my grandparents. I was brought up by them so I think that counts, and they had a habit of not locking the bathroom door because the lock got jammed one time. So it was kinda inevitable. 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Ive had a few close calls, but no. Once where I accidentally left my tights in the wash while my Grandparents were doing it (yes they still do my washing, my granny would get upset if i stoped her (trust me ive tried)), and once when i left a tag for a sex toy in my trouser pocket and put it in the wash. 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? N/a Virgin here 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? N/a Virgin here 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Yep, once when i was kid i was caught looking at porn. Blame the fact that the computer was located in the front room and i was a horny teenager. Awkward as fuuuuuck! I was also caught by my sisters once when they barged into my room and I butt naked jerking off. 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? Nope, thank god. 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Well i once acidently let one rip in a martial arts dojo. Thankfully there was so much noise I could play it off as it being my sliding on the ground. 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Ive... never been on a date soooo...... yeah no. 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Yeah. But meh, if your gas doesnt stink your doing it wrong. 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Yep, my bank decided to shut down my card for no apparent reason. 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Yep, quite a few times. The stairs at my primary school werent exactly safe. 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Nope 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Not unintentionally. 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Nope 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? Yeah, but it was nothing important. 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Yes, giant bear shits and old people water regulated baby flushes do not mix. Tmi but you asked. 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? N/a 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? My corpse. When someone dies there bowels expel waste so.... it wont be a pretty sight. But besides my rotting body, id have to go with my large sex toy collection, or my porn collection on my computer. Seriously if i right a will it will have a destroy my computer without looking at it clause. :p 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? None with my face on them, I think. There was this one time where I used a blackmail program on fetlife soo...... there might be some traces left with my face pics, but i think they are all deleted. Besides that there is a video of my peeing over a pillow. (Dont. Ask) 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? I havent. 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Yep all the damn time, from stuttering to making bad jokes. 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Not really 25. Have you ever been in jail? No, and i hope to god that i never will be. 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yep, all the damn time. I seriously dont know how it happens. 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Quite a few times, my grandparents forbid us from locking the bathroom door because it got jammed once. Sooo yeah. 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Nope. 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Nope. 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Nope. 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Yep. Ive played enougth porn games after all. 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? Nope. 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yep, I accidently knocked a glass coke bottle off the table at a restraunt once. GLASS EVERYWHERE! :p 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? Never been on a date soooooo nope. 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? I refuse to answer that question without a lawyer present. :p 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? All the damn time. 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? yep, All the damn time. My face in particular. 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? No actually, come to think of it im kinda surprised that hasn't happened. 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? God yes, the amount of times ive had itchy balls in public. 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yep, its more the powerwalk of oh shit than the walk of shame but yeah. :p |
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Once when sitting on a small toilet as an adult some piss splashed out between the bowl and seat and got the back of my jeans wet. 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No. 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Yes, I once brought friends home to find my parents and their friends skinny dipping in the pool. 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? No, but my mother has asked about the photos I have of friends engaging in pup play. 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No. 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? Heard but not caught. 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? No 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? No 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? No 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? No. I've had a card declined due to system issues and had to find an ATM to pay by cash though. 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? No 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Not awful. Just too forward when drunk. 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? No 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? No 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? No 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? N/A 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? A cock cage 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Yes but not with face 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Of course. My first gay crush. Wasn't in to me at all. 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? No 25. Have you ever been in jail? No 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Hasn't everyone? 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes. Broken lock in a pub. 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? No. 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? No. 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? No. 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? No. 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No. 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? I've probably spilt some food off my plate yes? But not in a big way... 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? No. 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? No. 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yes but because of something not due to stealing. Also a few times when entering! 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Occasionally around my nose. 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? No. 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? No 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Hasn't everyone? Of course I have. |
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Not that i can remember 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? No i have not, which is nice 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No, but that's because i've not spent much time at home for along time. 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Not really in a way that would count i think 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Nope, luckily 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? Nope, is this a thing that actually happens to people and not just in weird newspapers? 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? Nope, but i have had sex with someone and then learned they were in a relationship 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Again nope, i was always too clever/aware to be caught 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? No, thank god 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Another no, i can control myself 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Luckily no, this would be horrible 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Yes, but even then i've never admited to it only shifting the blame onwards 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Luckily no, due to be rather frugal 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Yes, far too many times. I can be rather distracted and clumsy which is painful 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Oh god yes... far far too many times.... always ALWAYS a bad idea 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Not really because i tend to not talk behind people's back. If i have a problem i'll confront them straight up 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Haha, no i hvn't but i can imagine it happening easily 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? Nope, i don't have too many concurrent conversations to get confused like that 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Hehehehe, yep. And i ran for the hills 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? n/a 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? My internet search history of course! 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Nope, if i take a nude it's wanted :p 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No, i'm not a moron 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? I make an idiot of myself in front of most people... so yes, a lot 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? To the extent i was kicked out of class and not allowed back for litteral weeks 25. Have you ever been in jail? Monopoly 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yes, but style it out as if it's totally normal 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes, and they should damn well learn to lock the flipping door! 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Yes, when i thought they were drunk but they were tricking me. We dated for a few months though, so i guess it worked 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? No freudian slips over here 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Who hasn't? I can always be a bad boy 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Betty Boop, Turunga Leela, Amy Wong, Jessica Rabbit and Lola Bunny. Need more be said? I'm only human damnit 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No, as said earlier i'm very good with money and awarness of cost. It's learnt from being broke for a long period. 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yep, i'm a normal human. Own up to it and style it out 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? No, because usually i'm too clueless or nervous to make a move so i don't get denied. 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Nope, i'm a smooth criminal 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yes, but only ever when i've paid for the items and it's still gone off. Never when stealing. 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? I'm a human, so yes it happens and yes it sucks 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Jesus christ that hurts 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? No, because if it's that bad i will scratch it. 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Goddamnit too many times to be funny, people are animals and need to be courteous of the next user |
Monkey and I were talking, and we're quite underwhelmed by the lack of embarrassing questions that make up most so-called "humiliating" truth threads. Thus, we have come up with a list of questions that we think most people would really be too embarrassed to answer. Or, at least, they're awkward as hell.
(This questionnaire works best if you answer in detail. ;) ) 1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? I don't think so? Maybe back in kindergarten. 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Nope 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Once by my mom. Sliding bathroom door with no lock at my parent's house. 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? A few times. Say sorry and get out. 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Nope 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? Nope 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? Nope 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? I don't think so. 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? I know when they have sex, but it's not like I'd ever consider walking in on them. 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Probably yes. 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? A few times. 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Nope 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Yep. Twice. Sad days. 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Not a full flight of stairs, but a couple stairs is more than I can remember. 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Yes 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Nope 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Nope 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? Nope 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Nope 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? Maybe my first? Otherwise, no. 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Probably my bank statement, the amount of dirty laundry, and my somewhat large stash of plugs. 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Nope 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? Yes. But only because my dad's email was hacked and the scam email came from his email. 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Too many times. 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Cops on speed limit. 25. Have you ever been in jail? Nope 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yep. Some of my cloth just ends up having holes in them. 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes. Home, all the time. Public... Only when the other person doesn't lock the door. 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Nope 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Nope... How does that even happen? 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Yes. A lot of the first year classes are taught by students few years older that are going for their masters/PhD. 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Nope 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? Yes. Moxies. 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yes 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? Nope 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Nope 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yes 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Back in high school... Face? 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Don't think so. Wax. 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yes. But just excuse yourself and take care of it in private. Or just turn your back to others and quickly deal with it. 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? All the time at home, but don't have to go to he closet?? Just have to get up and grab a new roll from under the sink. |
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
not that i recall 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? almost but i made it before i burst 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(red)? parents once or twice 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? yep 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? no 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? no 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? no 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(red)? once by my mom 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? no 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? yes 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? no 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? all the time 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? no 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? no 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? no 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? no 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? no 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? yep something about hand cuffs 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? yep 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? women's sneakers and butt plugs 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? nothing unwanted 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? yep 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? no 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? no 25. Have you ever been in jail? no 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? yep 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? yep 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? no 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? yep 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? a few 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? yep 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? no 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? no 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? no 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? no 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? yep 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? my face 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? yep pants zipper 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? i scratched it 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?yep |
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Full on peed, no, but I have let out some accidentally, not noticeable though thankfully.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? I am 18 so only been an "adult" for a little while, but same as above. 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Caught naked by my dad within last 2 years, not a huge deal though. 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Yes, accidentally. 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Not even close. 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No. 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No. 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? been caught masturbating when I was around 14 by my mom, it was never brought up thank God for her lol. 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? Caught my parents having sex when I was super super young. 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Caught...no. 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? No. 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Absolutely lol. 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? No. 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? No. 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?Eh, mis-spelled a bunch of things but nothing bad. 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Yes. 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Not on accident ;) 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? Yes but it was hidden well enough that she didn't really question it. 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Yes. 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? N/A. 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Wooden spoon and wooden paddle in my closet, and a pair of panties in my drawer. 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Unwanted...no. 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No. 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Plenty of times, but never ended badly ;) 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? No. 25. Have you ever been in jail? No. 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yes. 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Plenty of times lol. 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Plenty of times. 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Yes, my stepmom a few times by accident. 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? A crush no, i've thought some were hot, but never anything real lol. 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Not that I can think of. 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No. 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yup lol. 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? No. 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Cheat in board games, and steal when I was super young lol. 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yes, usually not my fault. 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Yes, everyone does. 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Yes ouch. 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yes, scratched it anyways lol. 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yup. |
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
In primary school a few times, in high school....once I'm ashamed to say! I was really sick that day and I guess my body just decided I needed to go home one way or the other 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Drunk.. 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Have been caught naked by my mum once or twice when I was a teenager but she just totally ignored it both times 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? No thankfully! 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Yes to my sister, in a couple of different forms, from her catching me wanking for a dare or playing a version of truth or dare with her and having to tell her everything 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? my mum might have caught me once but I don't think so. Back in the days of dial up internet she caught me looking at porn though, thanks to all the pesky pop ups you used to get. I heard her coming I closed the window and a hundred far worse pop ups came up. 'omg we have a virus mum' 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? no 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? not been called out on it but yea I'm very sure my fart has been heard in a public place 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Not a date as such but one of the first times staying over at my now wifes house, not the best but at least I learned she was caring! 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? no 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Yea, it really sucks but luckily it was down to an error with the card rather than actually being stuck without money 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? not that I remember.. 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Don't think so 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Yea nothing serious but I was on a car trip with someone who was being really annoying and another friend text me how the ride was going. I didn't reply immediately but when I did 'reply' I actually said 'omfg he is pissing me off right now' but to the person I was in the car with. I talked my way out of it making up a story about someone else, but not sure he believed me 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Well I guess kind of the same as above 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? Maybe when I was a teen and had a couple of different girls I was trying to get with? But lets face it most of the content of those messages was basically the same so it went unnoticed 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Yea but with paper rather than the poop its self! 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Dildos, big dildos 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Hope not 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? no 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? probably 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Not VERY wrong, maybe slightly wrong but I'm not afraid to admit when I'm wrong 25. Have you ever been in jail? no 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? no 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes wasn't terrible though as the shrieked before the door was fully open 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? no lol 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? no 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? of course! who hasn't?? 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Lois from family guy bizarrely 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? no 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? drink a couple of times 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? no 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? no 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? yes but not my fault just the detector being broken 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? End of my nose sometimes or in the joint between the face and nose, those suck 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? lol no haha 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? I think I probably just scratched it 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yea a few times but we have bidets so its ok! |
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?yes...nobody came to know though
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?no 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?no 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?yes 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?no 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?no 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?no 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?no 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?no 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?no 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?no 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?yes 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?no 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?yes 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?no 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?yes 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?no 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?no 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?no 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?yes 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?my pc with getdare open 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?no 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?no 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?no 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?no 25. Have you ever been in jail?no 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?yes 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?no 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?no 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?no 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?yes 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?no 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?no 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?no 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?no 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?no 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?no 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?yes 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?no 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?yes 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? no |
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? No 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)? Yes 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Yes 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Yes 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? no 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)? yes 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s) having sex? no 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? no 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? yes 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? no 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? yes 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? no 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? no 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? no 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? no 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? yes 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? yes 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? no 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? my sex toys 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? maybe, as far as i know no 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? yes 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Yes 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? no 25. Have you ever been in jail? no 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? yes 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? yes 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? yes 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? yes 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? yes 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? no 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? no 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? yes 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? no 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? no 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? yes 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? no 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? no 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? yes 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? yes |
Thank you everyone for the time you have taken to answer our questions. I would make the observation however that if you are just going to go down the list with yes/no answers then the questions are not really that embarrassing. Please, the idea is to add some detail and make your time spent here worth something and share some interesting (embarrassing) stories about ourselves.
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1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Yes, In a very early year of school, like 1st or 2nd grade. I vividly remember sitting in the front of class and really having to pee but for some reason, either I couldn't get permission or just couldn't get the teacher's attention, I wasn't able to leave class. At first I thought 'Well, I'll just let out a little', but yeah, by the end there was a puddle under my desk.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Not accidentally, no. 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)? Yes. When I got my first computer in my room and I was old enough to get my very own credit card. It was like a perfect storm, I could finally sign up for a real adult site and read all the juicy sexy stories on the site. So one evening I'm sitting at my desk, naked, reading... something... stiff as a teenage male can get and my dad just opens the door, looks at me, trying to sink into my chair, says whatever he came to say and left. 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? No 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Kinda... Shortly after I joined the board and started subbing to HappyMe I got a collar. One evening I was in my room playing with her and wearing it when there was a knock on my door. I scrambled to get dressed and scoot anything 'incriminating' out of the way before I opened the door. My sister stood on the other side with a gift for me. But, she was looking at me kind of oddly, no, not at me, but at my neck, and she kind of makes a 'OK' sound. That's when I noticed I was still wearing my collar. I calmly accepted the gift (a bag of fun size snickers), closed my door and collapsed in panic. 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)? Not as such... but I was getting ready to (SEE Question 3) 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s) having sex? Not physically, but I used to sleep in the room right below theirs so I could always hear when they were scratching that particular itch. 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? No 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? No 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Yes, we used to live with a private nurse. At one point after a particularly stinky one she told me I should get checked because no stench that bad should come from a healthy colon. 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Yes, I have had debit cards declined before, some because of a bank error and some because I just didn't have enough money. I'd usually play it off in the same way, "Oh, let me just run out to the car/home and grab my other card/money" and leave 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? No 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? No, I typically am not a big drinker 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? No 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Not a scathing message. But once when I worked nights I sent a joke I found online to a friend, (This one I think) except, no, I didn't send it to my friend, I sent it to my boss, a devout Jewish fellow from Israel. I froze, thinking my time there was done. Luckily, he's a pretty cool guy and sent me a response indicating that he found it funny and I was able to breath again. 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Yes, numerous times 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? N/A 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Well, seeing as how almost everyone I know already knows about my Lego habit, I mean hobby, I would have to say either my sex toy collection (if they can find the key to the safe they are in) or the contents of my computer - screw incognito, it's my system! 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? No 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? No 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Yes, in third grade I got into an argument with my teacher over the spelling of the word cockatoo (or cockatiel I really can't remember which). She had to resort to looking it up in the dictionary to convince me I was wrong. 25. Have you ever been in jail? Yes, I spent a couple of hours in a cell once due to a 'Failure to Appear' warrant 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yes, I used to have a pair of work pants that developed a hole right in the crotch. But, they looked just like another pair of pants that I own. So, one day at work as I'm sitting at my desk I notice something doesn't feel quite... right down there. I subtly reach down and realize I am wearing the crotch hole pants. 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes, in a public restroom, one of those that are a one person thing, but I didn't know it when I went in, and they didn't lock the door. 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? No 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? No 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? No 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Not a crush per se, but some of them are pretty attractive I suppose 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yes, numerous times 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? I'm too shy to go in for one, so... no? 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Yes, when I was younger I stole all the time from stores, until we got caught 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? No 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Not so much anymore, but tons when I was younger, like all over my face 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? No 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yes, but I just scratch it when it itches 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yes, that or having to call out to family members to bring me some, which then turns into the 'awkward hand through the door technique' waving a roll of TP at me. |
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? No, but I almost did once. But I was the type of kid who refused to tolerate it and just walked out whether the teacher tried to stop me or not.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Ha, no. I've never allowed myself to. 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? I typically lock my door when changing, so no. 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Once. My dad, specifically. 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? I've had a sibling make gay jokes about me before, but no one knows about my kinks. I have had my brother make digs about my masturbation habits in front of family, though. 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? Virgin, so, no. 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? Nope 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? I've had my mom walk in on me a few times. 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? Nope. 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? I've farted in public, but have never gotten caught. 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Yes. 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Yes 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? I don't have a credit card, but I have had to do the walk of shame because I rarely take tax into account and didn't have enough cash. 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Yes. 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Nope. 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Yes. It didn't end well. 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Nope. 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? ALMOST did one time. 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Some people get constipated, it happens to everyone. 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? Only ALL the time. 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Probably the sex toys hidden in my nightstand and closet. 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? No, I'm very adamantly against sending nudes, even to my closest friends. 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? Almost did. 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Probably. 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Oh, yes, all, the time. 25. Have you ever been in jail? No, though I got fake arrested once as a child by cops who decided scaring a four year old based on a lie told by other children would be a good idea. 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yes, and to add on top of it, I've had someone inform me that my pants were inside out/backwards. 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? No 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Yes 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Nah 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? ALL THE TIME 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? Nah 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yep 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? Yes 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? No 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yes 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Yes 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Yes 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Pffft. I'm the kind of person who just finds a moment to discreetly scratch anyway. Public setting need not apply. 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yes. |
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? I don't think so, no.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Pee. no. Poo, yes. When I start to have to go, I can't hold it for long. In fact this just happened last night, though I was within a few steps of a toilet so it wasn't AS bad. 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Not that I can remember. 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? No I haven't. 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? My roommate decided that it was appropriate to tell my grandma why I was painting my nails for bdsm-related stuff (getdare), this was before I identified as trans and I was beyond mad, apparently she keps asking over and over while I was at the dentist. 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No. 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No. 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? I don't think so. 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? No, I only ever had sex at home after I had moved out, and me and her were visiting. Not caught. 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? I fart in public a lot, if I can't help it lol. 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? I haven't really been on many dates, but no. 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? My roommate's said so before. Not sure others. 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Yes, I've had it declined. Often because it was locked for security reasons, sometimes it just didn't want to work, sometimes unexpected charge. 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? I don't think so. 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Never been drunk. 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? I don't think so. Duplicate number here? 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Don't think so unless it was intentional arguing. 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No i haven't. 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Yes, often. 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? N/A. 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Any BDSM-related stuff, I suppose. Don't have much. 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? There are photos of me, none I didn't consent to. 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No. 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? No? 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Don't think so. 25. Have you ever been in jail? Yes, I won't elaborate. 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Zipper down yes. Sometimes small holes. 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes both at home and in public. I was so mad, at target I was going to use the family bathroom (cause it's just easier than using the women's bathroom) and the door was unlocked and this older dude had his pants down sitting on the toilet! I was like ugh, and shut the door, and just used the normal bathrooms. 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? No. 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? No. 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? No. 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Possibly, but I don't remember. 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? Surprised by high bill, yes. Can't pay because of it, no. 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Probably have spilled a drink. But not 100% sure. 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? The only person I've ever dated, I knew online, and we had sex a few minutes after meeting, which included kissing. So can't say I have had that problem. 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? No. 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yes, usually it's because of the electronics thing I just bought. 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Yes, I have. 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? No. 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? I'd usually try to scratch while no one's looking. 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yes, I remember having to do this in a public restroom with 1 stall too. Ask the employee for help. |
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1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Yes, I remember in first grade for some reason I had an irrational fear of using urinals. Stalls were occupied during restroom break and I thought I could hold it till the end of day, but ended up wetting my pants. Teacher called my parents and other kids made fun of me. 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Yes, I was out drinking in another city and trying to get back to my hotel room, the key didn't work on the first few tries and I started to pee before I got into the room. My pants and underwear were thoroughly soaked by the time I made it to the bathroom. Thankfully I was alone. 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? No 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? No 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Sort of, not really caught in the act, but as a teenager I had a large tin can that had a lid on it in my bedroom. I was using an old pair of sweatpants as a cum rag, and I would hide it in that can. One day I went to get the rag out of the can for obvious reasons and found a note "don't put dirty clothes in here." 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? No. 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Yes, just last night was out with friends. I claimed it and said, "we need to move." 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? No 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Yes, see answer to 10 above. 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? No. 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Sort of. My gf was upstairs asleep. I woke her up when I came in late, intoxicated, and fell down the stairs...Actually I sort of fell up the stairs, in that I fell down several times as I made my way up in the dark. 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?Nothing too bad yet thankfully but I am bad about sending drunk "i luv u" type texts to my gf in the middle of the night. 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? No 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? No 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Yes, a few times at home which is no big deal, why I have a plunger. One time at a hotel, and since I was leaving the next day, I just went down to the lobby whenever I needed to go (didn't want to deal with the embarrassment of calling housekeeping and asking for a plunger). 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? NA 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? This is one of my biggest fears. I have a trunk in a closet that I keep locked which contains all of my sex toys. They would find bags filled with a fleshlight, handcuffs, blow up doll, dildos, butt plugs, lube, O-ring gag, collar, various female clothing, kinky male underwear. There's also a jump drive in there with various naked, humiliating, compromising pics of me as well. 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? There probably are, but luckily I haven't found them yet. 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Probably, but I lack the self awareness necessary to realize it. 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Yes, just this last weekend in Nola a bouncer would not let me enter a bar because I had already had too much to drink and it was 330 am. I tried to sneak in and got pushed out. I sort of felt bad for being an ass to those guys the next day. 25. Have you ever been in jail? Yes, only for a couple of hours. I was attending a college football game, my roommate decided not to go and I was trying to sell his tickets. I was a fan of the visiting team, and the local cops arrested me for "scalping tickets." It was bullshit. 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yes, I walked to a local bar to get some dinner and immediately upon sitting down realized my zipper was down, and had been for the entire walk. To make matters worse, I was following a rule from my Domme at the time that forbid me to wear underwear. Thankfully nothing was hanging out or visible. I quickly leaned forward and tried to discretely zip up as quickly as I could. Of course, I then caught the skin of the head of my dick in the zipper, which caused me to literally scream out, and I got some strange looks. 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes, was at a house party and a girl didn't lock the bathroom, loud music was playing so she couldn't hear me knock. I apologized and quickly exited. She was cool about it and just laughed. 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? I don't think so. 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? No. 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? No. 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? No. 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No, I've been surprised by some tabs but never had trouble paying. 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yes, I spilled a full glass of tea on my girlfriend at the time in college at her birthday celebration dinner in front of about 20 of her friends. 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? Yes, I leaned in and got the quick turn to the cheek and a cold hug routine. 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Sort of trying to cheat. I had a very sexually charged facebook conversation while at work with my Domme at the time, meanwhile my vanilla gf used my computer at home that I had not logged off my fb account so she saw the whole chat. 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yes, it's happened a few times, but I've already paid for the item and once confirmed with my receipt was no big deal. 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Sometimes I get one on my nose or near my eye, very annoying. 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Yes, i've had it get snagged in zippers when not wearing underwear. Not fun. 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? I don't recall this ever happening to me. 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yes, but the closet is like 2 steps from the toilet at home so no big deal, and the one time it happened in a public restroom thankfully it was empty. |
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No, well maybe when I was very young but I don't remember doing so. 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Yes. When I was about 19 and at a house party. I slept/passed out on the floor and woke up to find I'd wet myself in my sleep. Luckily I left and caught a bus home before anyone I knew realised. 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Thankfully not, no. 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Also, thankfully not. 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? No. I have no problem telling my family that I'm bisexual, but it's never come up in conversation. Discussing kinks would be awkward. 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No. I could be wrong but I can't imagine that many people have. 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? I've had sex with a woman who was technically still married, but was separated from her partner and they were both seeing other people and were cool with the arrangement. 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No. I rarely have sex and when I do I'm quite selective about where/when, so haven't "been caught" by anyone. 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? No. 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? I almost certainly have at some point but nowhere that I can recall. 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhoea, gas, or vomiting? Not on a date. I was feeling ill once and ended up fainting on a public bus. Upon regaining consciousness I discovered that I had released my bowels and had messed myself with diarrhoea. Definitely not my finest moment. 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? No. I rarely fart. 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? I once tried to buy an adult magazine when I was about 16. I had no ID, so was refused and had to go and put it back. 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? No. Sounds painful. 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? I don't think so. 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Not since I was a young child. I generally don't say things about other people that I wouldn't say to their face. 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? No, see previous answer. 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? Nope. I'm careful. 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Once or twice. I always de-clog it though. 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? N/a 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Probably unexplained female clothing/wig/dildos/buttplugs/etc. 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Nothing unwanted but quite a few nude pics on certain websites. 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No. 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? No, I identify as aromantic though (never have crushes). 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Undoubtedly at some point. 25. Have you ever been in jail? No, but I have been brought in for questioning at a Chinese police station (I was innocent). I was also once stopped and breathalysed by UK police (I wasn't drunk). 26. Have you ever come to the realisation that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yes. Once or twice whilst wearing very feminine underwear. Never whilst wearing a diaper though. 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes. Mostly at parties when people are drunk and forget to lock (or sometimes even close) the door. 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Not that I recall. That's a phrase that I feel I should say more often to close friends and family though. People often seem to forget that you can love people without being "in love" with them. 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Yes, as a child. 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? No, no crushes here. 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasised about a cartoon character? I don't think so. 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No. I've been hit by a steep bill but nothing that couldn't be paid. I normally calculate an estimated cost before ordering. 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yes, at some point. Nothing specific comes to mind though. 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? I rarely date but have gotten a kiss every time I wanted one. 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? I don't think so. 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yes, accidentally. Never my fault though. 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? No. 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Occasionally. I'm normally either clean shaven or very trimmed down there though, so it rarely gets the chance. 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? If it's really bad then I'll be subtle and scratch. 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yes, but not recently. I usually check first. |
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1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Nah, always been able to get to the toilet
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Once, it was just unfortunate. I'd waited half an hour for the bus home nowhere near a toilet and had to pee the whole time, made it to my front garden and ended up bursting. 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Nah, always careful to lock the bathroom door and when getting changed I'm always behind my wardrobe door in case they decide to walk in unannounced. 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Yeah a couple of times, just turned away instantly. 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? I hope not, I've fallen asleep with some porn open on my laptop before and I honestly don't know if they'd ever seen it 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? Nope. 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? Nope. 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Nah, there's been some close calls when masturbating though. 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? Nope, thankfully not 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? In a library once. I though the coast was clear. 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Thankfully not. 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Countless times by parents 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Nope, hopefully this never happens either 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Yeah, the stairs at my work are lethal and I've fallen down them at least twice 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Awful drunk text, deleted it when I'd realised and never talked about it with the person. 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Nope. 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Nope. 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? Nope, always been paranoid about this though. 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Yeah. Too much toilet roll. 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? N/A 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Honestly can't think of anything, my laptop hard drive if anything. 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? There probably is a couple, hopefully none with face that I've trusted certain people with. 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? Nah, was taught well to be careful 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Not that I can recall. 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? There were probably more than a few times with school teachers. 25. Have you ever been in jail? Nope. 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Pants zipper down has happened so many times it's actually stupid how easily I can forget to put it back up. 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? A couple of times. Just apologised. 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Yeah, it was stupid of me and ended badly. 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Nope. 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Nope. 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Oh, countless times. There are too many. 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? Nope. I'd never do that if I were the one paying the bill lmao 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Loads of times, embarrassing but whatever 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? Nope 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Cheat in video games or hide & seek? Yeah. 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Nope. 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Unfortunately. 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Too many times, it's so frustrating 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yes. It's torture. 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Countless times in my home, once in a public toilet. Thankfully nobody else was in there. |
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1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Yup!
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Nah. Might just have a fantasy where I'm tied up when I need to go. 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Several times... And once by my grandparent 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Yes... I'm not going into detail with this one! 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Pretty sure my parents have noticed a bondage item or two. 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to earn you were related? Nope 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? Nope 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Yup. Luckily, I was on a chair and they were behind me, but still. Fairly sure I've failed to cover it up sometimes too 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? Parents? No. Siblings? Yes. 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Who hasn't? 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Nope 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Only by people I know, jokingly 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Yes! I thought I had £320 in my bank account. Actually had 70p 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Yup, and continue to do so 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Aye, got blocked for it too 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Kinda. I sent a screenshot of someone's conversation to them by accident, but I managed to cover it up 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Only a stranger in an online game 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? To an entire FB Group! 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Yes. A few days ago, actually. 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? Haven't had my first period yet. When do Men first get them? 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? My entire toy collection, including anal beads and cat ears! 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Maybe. Someone once posted them, but they said they deleted it. Never checked. 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? Do shit handcuffs count? I've broken two pairs now 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? It's not uncommon 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Only in school. I argue'd a lot back then 25. Have you ever been in jail? Do sex dungeons count? Because the answer's still a no. 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? This is a continuing problem of mine since one of my favourite trousers has a zip problem 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Several times 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Yeah, couple of times. 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? I used someone's number on FB to call them. Turned out to be their Mother 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Nah 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Azula can have my Babies anyday 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No. I now have a fear of this. 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? I'm... not the most elegant eater 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? Nah 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Yeah, a few times. Especially in school 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? I have bad experiences with store alarms, to the point where I always ask for a receipt now just to prove my innocence 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Nah 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? It's a recurring problem 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? It was one of those scratches where you can't keep still... awkward 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Too many times |
Have you ever peed your pants in school?
yup 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? yup 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? yup 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? nope 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? yup 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? nope 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? nope 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? yup 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? nope 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? nope 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? yup 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? nope 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? yup 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? yup 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? nope 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? nope 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? nope 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? nope 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? nope 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? nope 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? my vibrators 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? nope 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? nope 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? yup 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? yup 25. Have you ever been in jail? nope 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? yup 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? yup 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? yup 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? yup 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? yup 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? yup 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? nope 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? yup 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? yup 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? yup 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? nope 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? nope 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? yup 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? yup 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? nope __________________ |
Have you ever peed your panties in school?
yes 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? no 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s) yes 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? yes 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? yes 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? no 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? yes 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)? yes 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s) having sex? yes 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? no 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? no 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? no 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? yes 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? yes 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? yes 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? yes 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? no 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? yes 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? no 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? yes 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? my dildos and restraints and electrosex toys 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? yes 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? yes 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? yes 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? yes 25. Have you ever been in jail? no 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? yes 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? yes 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? no 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? yes 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? yes 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? no 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? no 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? yes 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? no 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? yes 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? no 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? no 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? no 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? no 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? no |
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? No never
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Yes when I driving and could not make it to the service station. 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Yes been caught by my parents. 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? No 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? No 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Yes by my mum 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? No 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Yes lots 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? No 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? No 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Yes once when my card was frozen for suspected fraud 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? No 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? No 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? No 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? No 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Yes 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? N/a 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Sex toys 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? No 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? No 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? No 25. Have you ever been in jail? No 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yes 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes in a shopping center 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? No 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? No 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Yes can not rambert her name 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Yes plenty of tims 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yes 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? No 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? No 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yes by staff leaving tags on 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Yes 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? No 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yes 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yes |
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?once i was young doing a test
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? almost 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? no 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? yes 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? no 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? no 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? yes once we had sex 3 times 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? no 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? no 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? yes a store bent over to get something 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? no 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? yup farted and it was bad in a store 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? none 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? no 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? no 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? no 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? no 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? yes 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? no 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? no 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? pic 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? no 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? no 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?yes in a fast food place got our food fell flat on my face in it 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?no 25. Have you ever been in jail? no 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? yes 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? no 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? no 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? no 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? yes 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? no 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? no 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? yup 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? no 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? no 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? yes phone did that on me 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? no 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? no 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? no 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? no |
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
not that I remember 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? not that I remember 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? nope 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? closest was seeing my step-dad in just his underwear 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? nope 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? no 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? no 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? no 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? I have a vague memory from childhood of hearing my parent and only later in life did it occur to me that they were probably having sex. 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? I farted at work and it smelt awful, someone questioned it and I denied it but I think they knew it was me. 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? nope 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? see 10 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? nope 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? not that I recall 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Called an old friend that I had a crush on while drunk, I think he was sleeping 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? possibly but they didn't react if they heard 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Not a scathing one 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? nope 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? I think I may have but my memory is foggy. 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? n/a 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? the pictures of me on my phone that I sent to my partner of me dressed as a maid with a butt plug in. 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? quite possibly 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? no 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? probably but I think I must have blocked out those memories. 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? no 25. Have you ever been in jail? no 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? I was had eye surgery which left me with an eye patch over both eyes, it was only later that day when they were removed that I realised my fly had been down. 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? probably but I can't remember 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? no. 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? a teacher, yes 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? not really 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? I used to masturbate to Simpson porn (Bart/Lisa mostly) 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? no 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? probably 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? no 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? not that I remember 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? I think I may have recently but there was not security there so I just left 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? occasionally on my face 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? yes, in my fly, one good reason to be clean shaven down there. 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? not that I remember but probably 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? I think I have when I was living at home and had to waddle to the airing cupboard where toilet roll was kept |
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Yes. I think I was about 7 years old and the class teacher for that year hated me. I never found out why as until very late in high school I was the model pupil and extremely well behaved. I asked if I could go to use the bathrooom and she declined my request and five minutes later I was sitting in a puddle of urine very upset. She then asked me why I didn't let her know I needed the bathroom! Bitch. :p 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Once. I was having the worst nightmare I have ever had involving my child being raped from the man that my testimony helped send to prison for sexual assault against a family member. I woke up drenched in sweat tears and I'd wet myself during the nightmare. There's no words to explain how that nightmare made/makes me feel. 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? I wouldn't say 'caught', as my child is quite young still so I haven't yet stopped the barging into the bathroom or bedroom while I'm bathing or dressing. 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? No, but I heard them when I was very young. The memory is seared into my brain! 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? I'm quite open about my d/s, a few members of my family know because I was the one who told them, including my mother. If I haven't told a family member myself though they don't know about it. (That I am aware of!) 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? Nope. 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? Not full sex but sexual acts. And I already knew they were married before we did anything even though he originally denied it to me when I mentioned it. 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Nope. 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? Nope. 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Not that I know of. AM thinks I am weird because I rarely burp or fart. 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? I've never been on a proper date, so nope. 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Nope. 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Yes. As well as thinking I have enough cash on me only to find out at the check out that I haven't and had to replace some items. 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Once. I was heavily pregnant at the time so it wasn't funny in the slightest. 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? God yes. I used to be terrible for drunk texting. I don't know what they said though as when I read them in the sent folders the days after I couldn't make any sense of them. 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? No. I try to resolve issues directly although I don't like confrontation. 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Nope. 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No but I've done that with a deeply personal and identifying skype message. At least I sent it to AM and not anyone else. :o 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Not that I remember. 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? Several times. It's worst in white jeans! I think only one of those times I wasn't at home though. Small mercys. 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Hmmm. Sex toys? Many embarrasing videos/photos on my PC that have been sent to AM. 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Not that I know of. 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? Nope. 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Lots of times, almost every day when I was younger. My crush then was also a close friend so there was plenty of oppurtunites for it to happen and it did. 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Does AM count? :D 25. Have you ever been in jail? I've been held in cells once or twice, but not jail. One time for assault (I didn't start it. I just defended myself. It's not my fault they got more hurt than I did!) And once for theft when I was about 15. 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Nope. 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Nope. Although just two days ago I walked into the mens bathroom by mistake. Luckily it was empty. 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Nope. 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Nope. 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Yes, my music teacher. He later got fired for engaging in sexual activies with pupils. I was annoyed I wasn't one of them. :rolleyes: 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Nope. 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? Nope. 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Several times. I'm extremely clumsy. 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? I've never been on a proper date. However if you count the random hook ups...then no I haven't. 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? I've been caught stealing twice when I was 15. I was going through an extremely bad time in my life then and kind of went off the rails and started stealing from shops. 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yes. But the two times it happened I didn't steal anything! The alarms went crazy at some of the clothing items. 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Yes. Around my period time my chin gets really bad with spots. When I was younger I suffered with terrible acne for years and years and tried so many creams and pills from the doctor but nothing worked to get rid of them. Thankfully it's not that bad now, usually only around my period or if I am really stressed or worn down I start to get them. 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Nope. 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yes but I sort of tried to discreetly scratch it anyway. 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yes, this happened just recently and I had to hobble downstairs to get the new pack I had forgotten to take up to the bathroom with me. |
Alrighty, since this turned out quite a lot better than expected, I thought I'd share my own experiences as well. :p
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Oh, yes. I have a very weak bladder and social anxiety so growing up I have peed my pants in many locations, not the least of which being at school. One time in 6th grade I fancied myself a ninja trying to get from the classroom I peed in (it was empty) to the bathroom without being spotted.I was successful, until I realized I'd left my bag with the spare pair of panties in the classroom and had to perform the ninja course all over again. 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? So you'd think that as an adult I'd grow out of having accidents - and you'd be wrong. Especially because I live in the basement, in the mornings, I've had more than a few close calls running from the basement to the bathroom on the second floor. Also, ever have that feeling where you've been out all day and didn't have to pee at all, only to find that once you step into your house your bladder suddenly feels like it only has the capacity of a premature infant? Yeah. 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No, but I've been caught topless by an elderly in-home nurse. 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Not exactly "caught," as my mother's nudity doesn't really bother me. 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? On occasion I'll be on Skype with Monkey and then my mom is within earshot just as Monkey says something like, "May I go potty, Mommy?" :p She hasn't mentioned anything so I hope it means she wasn't paying attention :p 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No yikes 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? Nope 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No, I'm pretty sneaky like that. 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? Nope 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? I've done it, but I've never been called out on it. 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Not a date, but definitely on outings with people I was hoping to befriend. (They didn't know about it though) 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? So, one time I farted in the kitchen and my mom smelled it and thought it was my cat. She started going on about how we needed to change his diet because he was having bad farts and I was just nodding my head and keeping quiet. 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Ugh. So. Often. One time I was so broke that I just had to leave all of my stuff at the counter and go home empty-handed. #collegelife 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? One time I wasn't paying attention as I was storming out of a hospital due to some crap about the appointment being canceled (not my fault) and fell down three steps, landed square on my knees, and people just moved around me like a school of fish. Quite dickish of them, actually. Also, I have a chipped incisor from slipping on some icy marble steps as a kid It's since been repaired, but I have to be careful of how I eat. 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? No, I'm rarely drunk, but one time I was consoling my ex-boyfriend all night because he was feeling suicidal. I started falling asleep despite my best efforts to stay up, and was sorta dreaming about pigs. I woke up to a confused text from him because I had texted him something like "I love cute piggies" 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? I try not to talk behind people's backs! 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? One time I was typing out a pissed off text message to my mom because someone had left period blood on the toilet seat. But I instead sent it to the person whom I was suspecting did it by accident. That was when I learned she had a hysterectomy and that she couldn't have done it. It was also when I learned to start checking to make sure I was sending angry texts to the right person. 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No, I'm actually quite neurotic about that. 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? All the time. 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? I have PCOS and used to have ridiculously heavy periods. Bleeding through my jeans became something of a problem. 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Just burn my computer, phone, and journals. 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? One person may or may not have a video of me masturbating, face included. What he did with it, I'll never know. 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? Never. 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? In middle school there was this older student who used to check out my ass and my tits bouncing when I walked down the stairs. So I started, like, trotting down the stairs to get his attention and a couple of my friends thought I had like a gait problem or something. Sigh I was such a dork, it makes me cringe to think about it. 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? In elementary school I swore UP AND DOWN that Wednesday was spelled, w-e-n-d-s-d-a-y in a classroom spelling bee. 25. Have you ever been in jail? No, but I've been manhandled by a school guard before. 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? So one day I'm wearing an outfit that I'm feeling pretty confident about. I get quite a few people looking at me while I'm walking around the mall and I'm like, "Wow! I must look really good today." That's not a typical feeling for me so I'm all happy and smiling at people and shit. I get home and realize that not only was my zipper down, but everyone could see my bright sea green panties. FML. 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes, but he was just washing his hands. FFS lock the door! 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? I'm used to signing off with Monkey on the phone saying "I love you," but one day I was talking to a nurse and accidentally said "Love you" when hanging up with her. 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Nope! 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? This is actually pretty embarrassing because I was a bit attracted to my college math teacher, until I got a new pair of glasses (I hadn't been wearing any glasses for the first 1/2 of the semester). Then I realized...I didn't like the way he looked at all! 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Oh, lots. As a kid I used to crush really hard on Raymundo from Xiaolin Showdown, Numbuh 4 and Numbuh 5 from Kids Next Door, countless anime and manga characters, Lord Zuko from Avatar, and No Face (after he stopped being that weird gluttony demon) and Haku from Spirited Away. I was...very sheltered. 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No, but one time a couple of friends and I ran out of a restaurant after being seated, once we found out how expensive the food would be. 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Nope, but one time a certain Monkey spilled a whole mug of iced tea on the table (and me) when we were at Chili's ;) The server was super cool about it so we tipped her extra. 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? Never really dated. 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Nope! 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Nope! 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? The bridge of my nose. So. Painful. 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Yes, I don't trim or shave so sometimes it gets snagged by my panties. 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Ughhhh yes. 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Same as Ice Maiden, I've had to waddle all the way downstairs to get a roll. |
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Yes 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Not any time recently 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Not recently 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Yes 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? Yes 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? No 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? No 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? No 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? No 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? No 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? No 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? No 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? No 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Ni 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? No 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? Pjs yes, day time clothing no. 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? My sex toys. 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Plenty of nude photos of me online. 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Probably 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? No 25. Have you ever been in jail? No 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? No 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Ni 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? No 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Yes 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? No 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Probably 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? No 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Yes 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? No 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Yes 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? No 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yes 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yes |
Good questions.
Why did I post my answers? lol 1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Yes. Many times in grade school. And even in college as a dare. 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Yes, as mentioned in college for a dare. Also other times for dare including the mall. 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Yes! My mom had caught me naked laying back in the recliner jacking off in the living room when I was home alone with the music blaring. Didn't hear her come home! I was mortified! My dad caught me sunbathing in the back yard naked too! One of my brothers caught me naked running in the woods. I guess I just couldn't keep my clothes on! 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? No. Thankfully! 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Some of my family know I wear diapers. 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Does roommate count? If so, yes, been caught naked on my knees giving a blowjob. :o 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? No 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? No 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? No 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? No 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? No 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? No 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Not a text or drunk dial. But does sending an email count? I sent a full frontal nude to the wrong email address. It went to my mom. Another mortifying moment! 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Don't think so, but probably 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? No 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No, just the email I mentioned in 15 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? LOL! No 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? N/A 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Pictures and Videos of me on my hard drive not meant to be seen by anyone else! But next would probably be the selection of anal toys. 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Yes and I'm not saying where to look 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? No 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? No 25. Have you ever been in jail? No 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? OMG! Yes and it is so humiliating when you realize how long your zipper has been down for! Many times! 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? No 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? No 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Of course, my mom and dad. Any one else, no. 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? In grade school, not sure if that really counts. 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? No 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No. 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Of course, hasn't every one when they were younger? As an adult, I don't believe so. 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? No 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? No 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yes. Has happened and had to go back to the last store to get the tags removed. Embarrassing as everyone looks at you as if you're stealing something. Once, a security tag got caught on my clothes, had no bags. Later undressing find a tag when getting undressed that fell off the clothes. 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Not often. 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Ouch! Yes and it fucking hurts when that happens. But now, I stay smooth. 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yes, especially after shaving. 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? LOL... Always look before sitting... Not that I can think of |
[QUOTE=iSpuds;2627738]Monkey and I were talking, and we're quite underwhelmed by the lack of embarrassing questions that make up most so-called "humiliating" truth threads. Thus, we have come up with a list of questions that )
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? No 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Yes 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Yes 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Yes 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Yes 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? Oral yes 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Yes 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? Yes 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? No 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Vomiting yes 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?no 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Yes 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?yes 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?yes 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?yes 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?yes 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?yes 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?no 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?yes 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?my duckling pacifer or lines i wrote 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Probably 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?no 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?always 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?yes 25. Have you ever been in jail?no 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yup 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?yup 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?up 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?no 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?no 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?no 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?no 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?yes 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?no 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?no 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?no 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? I think so 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?no 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?no 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yes |
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?I guess yes, during sleep when I was deeply asleep... Though this happened once, maybe twice. 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Yes, but there was no "caught". It was just normal. 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? See above. 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? No. 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No. 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No. 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No. 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? No. 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Probably yes... 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Surely yes. 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Unfortunately, yes. 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Not that I can remember of. 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Nope. 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? No, I can behave myself even when drunk. :) 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Most likely, yes. 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? No, usually I don't do that. 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? Nope 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Oh, yes. 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? not applicable ;) 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Probably the logs on my computer, if this person had access to. 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Nude photos possibly yes, unwanted rather not. 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? Nope, I know the basics of the internet. Though never say no... 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Surely I did, but I can't remember right now. 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? I'm mostly right and I don't tend to argue, if I know I am wrong or unsure. ;) So rather not. 25. Have you ever been in jail? No. 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Of course, it happens to everyone. 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yep, many times. 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? How can this be accidentally..? 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Why should I? 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Sure. 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Sometimes, there used to be floating around some pictures of the Marge Simpson and Lisa being older (<18! ;)) 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No. 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yes, for sure. 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? I guess yes, but right now I cannot remember. 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Somewhere cheating, like playing board games, for sure. Other than that, no. 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Not that I am aware of. 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Very few in nowadays, but from time to time I do. 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Oh yes, it hurts. 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? I guys anyone has had this experience in life... 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yes, though I usually check before hand to avoid this situation. |
I don't know why I'm doing this as humiliation is one "kink" that I don't enjoy except in certain facets. But I guess to be more involved in getdare as I've been away for a while I am going to commit to answering all of these questions which I haven't looked at. If you like details you've read the right response here goes...
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Yes I have, but this was way way back in kindergarten. Being five at the time, I don't remember much about it. 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Not fully. A couple of times rushing into my apartment I did not get to the toilet in time and had a few little trickles but nothing to classify as full-on wetting myself. 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? I don't have kids and while I haven't been caught naked my parents, my parents have caught me with my parts exposed and doing a Milovana tease. 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? I have not "caught" them per se. I have seen my mom naked a couple times by accident. Not something I want to relive. And my dad would often walk naked from the shower to his room and when getting out of the hot tub and leaving his trunks out on the patio to dry. 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Yes BUT not intentionally. My parents can sometimes be too nosy for their own good so they have caught a couple things that I had written. They also did something which I call "the purge" which is they found all my sex toys and pornographic material and just threw it away (I have since rebuilt it). The most noted one though is that there was a time I was really big into dice dares and I lost almost every die to our board games. They knew it had something to do with sex because of finding what I've written but they didn't know what. 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No. I've only technically had sex with one person and we're not related, and I don't think any of my other "encounters" have been relatives unless they're very distant. 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? Once again I've only technically had sex with one person and at the time they weren't married. I'm not sure about now. Of the men I've had encounters with I've always known if they were married or not before we met; some have been, some have not. 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Sex no. Masturbation yes, see question 3. 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? Thank goodness I can answer this question no. Although I have been home a couple times and it was dark in their room and the door was locked. 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Not that I can recall. That's not to say I haven't farted in public/polite areas, but I don't think I've been caught. 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Thankfully, no. That may be a different story now that my digestive system has been revolting more frequently. But of the three dates I've been on I've never had that misfortune. 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Who DOESN'T have smelly gas, but no I've never been called out on it. 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? The closest thing I've had to do related to this was at my last grocery stop. I forgot my debit card in my car and had a full cart. Thankfully, they offered to hold it for me in the produce cooler for at least half an hour while I got my card. 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? No. This is not to say I haven't fallen down stairs, but I don't think I've ever fallen down a whole flight of stairs and certainly not with anyone around. 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Never had a drink of alcohol in my life, except for accidentally swallowed mouthwash, as I've never had any real desire to so, no. 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? No, and that is one thing my grandma does that bugs the bejeebers out of me. It's always at restaurants and she'll say something "Well this stuff isn't as good as ____'s." It always embarrasses me and those things should be kept private. 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? No...Did you notice that you put the number 16 twice?:p 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No I am very careful when sexting that I make sure it's to the right person. But generally speaking there's not really enough sext contacts, let alone contacts in general, on my phone to really mistake that anyway. 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Yes, several times but it was mainly from overuse of toilet paper I would think. Regardless though, it's always been quickly resolved by a plunger. 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? N/A 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? My female underwear collection would be pretty embarrassing but even more embarrassing would be the French Maid dress, I have hanging up in my closet. I haven't worn it recently, but it still kind of fits. 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? No, but the key word of that question is "unwanted." There are nude photos of me on the Internet but I don't have any objection of them being there. 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? Almost, but not quite. I had the "Oh I'm trapped in x but if you send me some $ we can have a relationship" bit. I've also paid a subscription to some naughty sites that wouldn't stop charging me even after I unsubscribed, but nothing more than that. 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Yes I have. The one that sticks out to me is that as a person I sometimes construct my thoughts on what other people say. Like the conversation was about Facebook and I was saying I like it. Then another person said it's dumb, and I agreed with him. He called me out and said but you just said you liked it. Or it was vice versa or something, regardless my main crush at the time was in close proximity. 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? I don't think so. I've always been very respectful to police officers who pulled me over for very minor traffic violations. I've always argued with my parents too and they were technically authority figures but I'm usually right, although my dad has this nasty habit of always distorting the truth to make himself the victim in any situation. 25. Have you ever been in jail? Nope, although I may have very well been as I was caught streaking one time. But aside from my kinks, I lead a pretty clean lifestyle. 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Pants zipper down, but never a hole in my pants. But usually it wasn't so far down that it was really noticeable, only halfway down. 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes, my parents a couple times but I was very quick to close the door behind me. 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Once again accidentally, no. I have told a few people I love them though...usually unrequited. 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Once again accidentally, no. I did joke around recently with my boss calling her "mom" when she was fixing my shirt collar. 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Yes. My 8th grade math teacher. She was a total babe, and every straight male that had her as a teacher was in exactly the same boat. She had a fiancé but it didn't matter that she had a whole bunch of hormone-crazed junior high boys fawning over her. 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Yes, when I was much younger. At least sometime before junior high I fantasized about the Sailor Scouts and although I'm not into furries now Lola Bunny from Space Jam. There was also a lot of eye candy in the Final Fantasy games but by that time I tried to keep my sexual thoughts (which were nowhere near as dirty as they are now) grounded in reality. I will still say though that Tifa Lockheart is hot, and those who know who she is won't deny that. 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? Nope...I'm not really sure how I can expand on that. Usually when I'm at a sit-down restaurant I'm with relatives who usually pay for the meal. 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yes, you can thank mostly my father for that as he would bug me and as I went to swat him away my drink spilled. 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? No. I had one date that I didn't get a kiss but seeing that it was a "friend" date I wasn't really expecting anything. So seeing that was the case I've never been denied. 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Only unintentionally. Cheat and scam no. Stealing yes. I was taking 20 oz. bottles from a cafeteria I worked out and knowing that being an employee, all food was free. I was not aware that it was limited. So once I found out that I had to pay for the 20 oz. I stopped taking them. 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Technically speaking I do that almost every day. At my workplace most of us exit through the back door which there is an alarm that goes off whenever that door is open. But I think I know what you're driving at and yes I have in that regards too. I've never stolen anything to set it off but it always freaks me out whenever I pass through those pylons because it is a little embarrassing to have those things go off. 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? You think you outgrow pimples when you get older but nope they will stay at you. Occasionally I have pimples on my face, but not often. I also get zits in less comfortable places such as the inner thighs which are noticeable to me, but not to other people. 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Can't say that I have, or if I have I don't remember it. 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? I'm a man so usually we don't wait around too long if we have a scratch. However, I've usually been able to waltz away somewhere and take care of it. A similar situation is that my boxers tend to be pretty baggy so sometimes I duck into the freezer at work and put my hand down my pants to pull them back up. 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? I think a couple times but it's only been at home. Being a short distance it wasn't really "A Walk of Shame." Thankfully, I've never had to do that in public. |
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Not that i remember
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? A little came out once when i was laughing 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Yes, my parents loads, i always walked around in my underwear at home, occasionally just my panties 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? I walked in on my mum and her boyfriend once 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? No 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? Oh i hope not! 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? if i knew before we had sex does that count? 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? yes, a few times 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? yes 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? i'm a lady, i dont do things like that! 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? no 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? no 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? no 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? yes, i was drunk 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? yes, all the time! 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? yes, what girl hasn't in the toilets! 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? dont think so 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? yes 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?nope 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? no, i dont bleed too heavy! (lads dont be too disgusted) 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? not sure i have anything 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?not online, but friends have a few of me topless from holiday 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? no,i have a brain! 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?oh hell yes i have! 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? yes, i was drunk, most probably anyway. 25. Have you ever been in jail? no 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? yes, more than i would like 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? yes 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? no 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? no 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? yes 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? LARA CROFT!!!!! 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? no 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? yes, think most people have 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? if you saw my lips, you'd know my answer is no! always get a kiss, unless i dont want one! 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? nope 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? yep, not intentionally 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? not anymore 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? when i wa younger, i shave it all off now. 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? i dont care, i'd scratch it anyway 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? yes, i have a few times, wouldnt call it walk of shame though, to me the walk of shame is what you do in the moring after waking up in a guys bed! |
What will make this more embarsssing is after you've viewed someone's answers, send them a PM about 1 or 2 answers you laughed at. My answers are a few posts above. :o
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2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Yes, a little bit. I had drunk a lot of beer and couldn't find the bathoom and a bit came out :/ 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?I had sex with someone who I knew was married. That's quite bad isn't it? 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Masturbating. Once. By my mum. 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? I had my card declined and my friend had to pay. It was so embarrassing. But it wasn't my fault, I went to an ATM took out the cash and paid her right back. 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Yes, a few. The worst is when you wake up the next morning and you find you've deleted your sent messages - so you never know what you did. 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Yes. People say I can talk louder than I think I do. 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? I sent a joke text to a friend, but it accidentally went to a colleague. Out of context it sounded much worse than it was meant. I also accidentally emailed a naughty picture to a friend. Luckily she didn't receive it, but I wouldn't have minded if she did. 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Probably just how untidy it is. 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Yes. I get a rush and make bad decisions. 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Oh yeah. So many times. I never knew how to act around a crush. Still don't, really. 25. Have you ever been in jail? Only while playing Monopoly. 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Both. I think zipper is way worse. Lots of people will see, but nobody will say anything. 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? A girl. I liked her, I didn't love her. But I'd had tequila, so... 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? My teacher when I was 8. Worst day of my life. 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Lots of times, but always because it was faulty and never because I'd stolen anything. 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? I would scratch it. All the others I didn't answer are 'no'. |
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