The corrupted wish game.
 

Ok, the idea of this game is that you grant the wish of the person above you but you also put a negative twist on it. A curse so to speak.

For instance;

Player 1: I wish I could take a holiday in the Bahamas

Player 2: Wish granted although you have to spend your holiday with Hitler.. awkward!

Make sure you make your own wish as well as granting one or else the game wont work.


I will start. I wish I could have the next week off school.

Wish granted, a week off school but you can't leave your room.

I wish I could win the lottery.

Wish granted: you win a million dollars, but it's all taken away in backtaxes!

I wish I could travel in time to when I was younger and experiment things I failed to experience back then.

wish granted but you have no use of your penis but to pee out of it.

I wish for a good book?

I send you a copy of the Iliad, but it's in it's original Greek.

I wish I had a successful job!

Wish granted, you have a successful job but it's on an island in the middle of nowhere.

I wish that my college professors were less sadistic.

wish granted but now they are ultra happy and freaking annoying.

i wish i could have a real life mistress

Wish granted, but your dad finds out he has a secret past so he's sent to jail for 10 years.

I wish that I could get a job playing video games for a living.

Wish granted, but the video games you get to play are the kind designed for toddlers to help them learn their abc's

I wish I had a boyfriend...

wish granted but you get the most embarassing car in the world.

i wish i had sex toys

Wish granted, but you find out that they've all been previously used by people with VD.

I wish I didn't have to do this gay English paper on analyzing a poem.

you dont have to do your english paper. But you have to do the paper in spanish.


i wish i had the ability to shapeshift

Wish granted however once you have changed you may never change back, and you can only change into a bee, that has one wing.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Wish granted, but she gives you a monkeys paw. It gives you three wishes. You first wish for $25. You get it, but it's your girlfriends paycheck. She wanted you to have it before she killed herself. Then you (foolishly) ask to see her again. She turns into a ghost to haunt you. Then you wish her at peace, and you never see her again.

I wish for a coin for the coin machine.:p

you get the coin but the machine eats your money

i wish i could throw discus farther then my friend

Wish granted, unfortunately you throw discuses so far that you hit your true love in the head giving him/her a concussion and thus giving them amnesia.

I wish that indecent exposure was not illegal.

wish granted but everyone who lives near you moves away and are replaced by 80year old dudes

i wish i had go-faster stripes

wish granted but they are a horrible colour

i wish to pass my science exam tomorrow

Wish granted: you pass with flying colours, but the jocks think you're a geek and they beat you up

I wish someone would call.

Wish granted but you are caught cheating and have to do tests everyday for a week.

I wish i could be the perfect little sissy for a week.

Wish granted. But it rains the entire time.

I wish I don't have homework. :D

wish granted but you have school for 12 hours a day

i wish could live forever

Wish granted, but you'll get so sick, rigor mortis will set in before you are really dead.

I wish there were no emo wannabe´s

Wish granted....There now all dead

I wish my life was perfect

Wish granted, your life is perfect...perfectlly awful!

I wish that there could be a real-life get together of all the members of getdare.

Your wish is granted.
Unfortunately the only space big enough available on such short notice is inside Mt. Krakatoa.
Wich is a volcano, in case you're wondering. Doubt too many people will show...

I wish SOMEONE's parent(s) - you know who you are - would stop acting like assholes and start acting like actual parents.

wish granted nut they treat you like you are 2

i wish i had xray vision

Wish granted. Ten minutes after, though, you're arrested for shop lifting.
With no receits to back you up, you're now in prison with a 250-pounds-of-muscle agressively lesbian cellmate who calls herself 'Bella'.

I wish my minor case of food poisoning (curse you, convenient pre-baked pancakes!) would be over with so i could return to something resembling activity.

Wish granted however during your activity you fall and break a leg.

I wish i could always wear bra, panties and corsets.

Wish granted, but it's in a squat in the wost part of town.

I wish I was slim and handsome

Wish granted but you have the worlds smallest penis

I wish pokemon were real :p (and they obeyed and loved me)

Wish granted, however you are a poor bum with no clothes and no human talks or makes eye contact with you.

I wish I was a girl magnet

Wish granted, however your magnetism is literal. It's a bit hard to get them off when they stick to you...

I wish I could teleport. For sure.

hey
 

You can teleport but only after you kill ten people and then only half of the time you teleport to you get to the place you want to get. the other times you get trapped in a tube and have to wait for someone else to show up.


I wish this wish couldn't get messed up

Wish granted, but now noone can remember what you wished for in the first place so your cleverness gets defeated by ignorance.

I wish i had better luck

Granted, but the luck of everybody around you will be gone ._.
They'll hurt themselves constantly, and lose their stuff or get mugged.

I wish I wouldnt lose my panties all the time D: