Ask a Monkey anything...
 

Hello!

I am (re)creating my AMA thread with a couple of bonuses, as requested by a certain Butterfly and Devious one.

For every post I will edge once.

Every 20th poster (so post 20, 40 60, etc...), with the exception of me, of course, will get to assign me a custom edge which, pending approval by Miss Butterfly and/or asslvr I will do and send a report.

So, really what are you waiting for, you know the rules... ask something, I'd love to answer.

Message from Miss Butterfly: You cannot make more than one post in a row (other than colosubguy). Somebody else must have made a post after you, before your post will be counted again. This will prevent people from spamming the ama to build up edges. Thank you all for your help and support and we can't wait to see who the lucky custom edge posters will be.

Hello Mr. Monkey Man!!!

Figured I would get you started :)

How long do you think it will take to finish our edge bank game?

Did we make it too easy on you?

Did we make it too hard?

What is your favorite reduction task?

What is your least favorite reduction task?

Well, I'm not sure how many reductions I got today. So I'm guessing around 1.5 to 2 weeks?

*WARNING WILL ROBINSON*

*IT'S A TRAP*

I don't like this question. You know the little guy's gonna wanna answer! Right now ... Ok Ok ...

The little guy says maybe yes .. the big brain reserves judgement until I see how a couple of days with reductions go.

This is an easy answer, no, you did not make it too hard.

I would have to say my favorite reduction task is going to be Sunday's daily task.

Two words: Rubber Band

What is your favorite blog post you've ever posted?
Whose blog is your favorite to read?
What is the hardest thing Asslvr and I have asked you to do?
What is your favorite rule?
What one question could people ask you that you would hesitate or refuse to answer?

1. What's your favorite flower?
2. What's the longest your hair has ever been?
3. Do you feel old?
4. Aliens?
5. Favorite task you've gotten from Miss Butterfly!
6. Favorite number?

Sure anything to help another aspiring guy trying to get a fair amount of hits on a request thread even though it seems your dominants are doing a good job at that but anyway...

1) What's your favorite movie?
2) What's your favorite book?
3) What is the stupidest thing you've ever done?
3a) What is the stupidest sexual think you've every done (if different from above)?
4) What one thing about the Internet can you not stand in the least?
5) How did you get into BDSM?
6) What do you think about the user Komodo Jones on this site? I mean I've heard he's kind of a dork, but I'm interested in your opinions:p

- If you could pick anything to eat now, what would you choose?
- How did you decide on your username?
- What's your favorite thing about monkeys?
- Is there a god? What's your view on a possible afterlife?
- Did vikings really exist?
- I mean... come on. They can't have been real, can they?
- You're at a crossroads and don't know in which direction to go to get home. Do you go left, right or straight ahead?
- What is the most heroic thing you've done?
- What languages do you speak?
- Who's your favorite comic book character?
- Am I going to leave any questions for other people to ask?
- Have you got any real life ghost stories? Please tell us one if you do!
- What's your favorite pizza?
- What's your most prized possesion?

Thanks for answering in advance!

1. Are you nervous about the 20th poster?
2. What is your favorite thing about Butterfly?
3. What about Asslvr?
4. Pizza?

1. Does this make me your 20th?

2. Or is this cheating? :p

3. What sort of edging dare are you hoping NOT to get?

4. Favorite fruit?

Do you have any life goals or dreams that you have fulfilled?

Do you have any that you have not yet fulfilled that you still hope to?

Do you have any that you used to have but that you have given up on either because you don't think you can/will or that they simply aren't dreams any more?

- Are you into/playing any kind of computer/console games?

- What TV Series are you currently watching/following?

- Yay or Nay to; using other color fonts for replying these questions?

- What up-coming movies are you excited to watch?

- What is the one thing you missed the most from when you were a child (16 or younger)?

Yes, I will sometimes fire up WoW, or Hearthstone, or even Diablo III

One of my rules right now is to watch at least one edisope of Friends everyday

You don't like my orange, have a better suggestion? I'm listening

Hmm, probably Avengers: Age of Ultron

Getting together with friends then didn't require nearly as much planning as it does now.

Would Sienna and seagreen do (color-wise)?

What episode/season of Friends are you up to (and who enforced this amazing rule)?

When was/what was the first movie/TV Series that made you cry?

What is your most disliked food?

What is your most liked food?

(You don't have to reply with my colors...I was just bored)

I feel like I should be wearing 3D glasses to read your question! Whoa! It's coming right at me!

I am on episode 18 in season 1 (The One with all the Poker). This rule was enacted by Miss Butterfly

I can't really recall the 'First' but Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV series) made me cry a lot. I mean I don't want to spoil it for anyone, but the episode where her mom left the show got me.

Liver

Pizza or Spaghetti, so much YUM!

Are you a morning person?

Do you get sexual stimulation through your nipples? I mean, can you get 'excited' just through nipple stimulation and nothing else?

Was that last set 2 questions or just one?

The red pill or the blue pill?

Do you remember the last time you jumped/stomped in a puddle?

Skydiving: Exciting, terrifying or both?

No, I've always been a night owl, but almost all of my jobs have always been morning jobs.. ugh

I can, some... like, playing with my nipples can cause an erection, but I don't think it would go further than that. Like I doubt I could ever have an orgasm or anything from just nipple play.

Well, it may have been worded as two questions, but I answered it as one :)

I forget, which ones makes my hair luxurious and shiny again?

Sadly, I do not :(

I think I have that classified under "Poop my pants scary" under the sub-category "No thank you ma'am"

Do you actually own a pair of 3D glasses?

Do you play WoW with anyone on gD?

What is your all-time favorite game? (It can be board games, card games, consoles, etc.)

Are you still in touch with your childhood friend(s)?

If everything you can think/imagine of turns into real life, what kind of pizza would you have/make?

Why are you such an awesome little monkey?

Can I hear you speak 'Bad English'?

Have you ever climbed a tree as a kid/young-adult?

Do you/what type of sports have you played/participated in?

Favorite episode of/moment in Friends so far?

Urk.. this will be painful to my head:
Idk, why wud ya want ta hear that. I's just sittin' here in my house where I stays wit' ma bro. Jus' chillin'. Y ya gotta come at me like dat? Ya wanna go?

Yes I did, a lot, I was a ... dare I say it ... monkey.. HA.. didn't' see that one coming did you?

Hmm.. Is bowling a sport? I was in a league once

At the end of "The One With the Fake Monica" (which I just finished watching), when Joey goes on stage for an audition:
"Name"
"Holden McCrotch"

Question Set #1

1. Ever had an orgasm just from anal play?
2. Do you remember an emberassing moment when you were a child?
3. Rather be Plugged for a Week or No touch for a Week?
4. Ever ruined an orgasm accidentally?
5. Do you remember how you thought about BDSM before you experienced it?

Question Set #2

1. Ever had an orgasm just from humping something?
2. Are you afraid of heights?
3. Are you afraid of darkness?
4. Have you ever taken a nude picture of yourself?
5. Do you like edging?

Question Set #3
1. Would you describe yourself as a person who tries to be happy all the time?
2. You come into your room and see a spider on the wall ,what do you do?
3. What is the nearest object to your right ?
4. If you could make 1 change in the world , what would it be?
5. Rather be a Vampire or a bird?

Question Set #4
1. Would you kill a stranger if you would be paid 1 million euro for it? ( Not the killing itself just the decision about if he lives or not)
2. Rather have the ability to kill anyone with just thinking of it or have the ability to heal any illness with just touching the ill person, but youre unable to move if you choose the second.
3. Rather edge 100 times or have a ruined orgasm?
4. What is your least favorite thing about life itself?
5. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Question Set #5

1. Is your left elbow on the table right now?
2. How much do you know about computers?
3. How did you come to your username?
4. Do you like/liked school?
5. Do you have a favorite thread here on GD?

1. No, anal play is a limit for me right now
2. When I turned 16 I had a job delivering newspapers. When I got home from my route my whole family was outside waiting to throw water balloons at me. Then my older brother hid all my clothes except for some horribly mismatching stripes and just ugly clothes. I refused to wear them and made him give me my regular clothes back. I wasn't popular enough to try anything like wearing those to school.
3. No touch for a week (See answer #1)
4. Yes, For a previous Dom he had med edging for him until he said stop and I went just a little too far and had to ruin it.
5. It was always something that I had an overriding interest in!

1. No, I haven't.. unless you mean my ex wife.
2. Not if they are within reason
3. No, unless there's a table stalking my little toe at the time
4. Yes
5. Is there really any doubt as to my answer to this one? Yes, yes I do.
1. I do try!
2. How big is the spider? A smaller one, I'd just let it chill. A big one? I would leave, quickly, lock the door and never enter the room again
3. My cell phone
4. An end to hatred
5. Bird, a vampire may live longer but he lives a much more limited life, a bird is the definition of freedom
1. No
2. I'd rather have the ability to heal. I think as humans we all, at times, let our thoughts get away from us. Even if it's just while driving "You cut me off asshole, I hope you die!" No, I couldn't deal with that at all!
3. Edge 100 times
4. People who are assholes
5. No, not love... only lust
1. Nope, my right is on my desk, left is on my knee.
2. A lot, I work as Onsite IT at a major company I'm sure you've probably heard of
3. Laziness: colorado, plus sub, plus guy
4. I didn't when I was in it, but I wish I was there now
5. I really like the 'Loser has to' threads

Whats your favorite toy and why?

Best way to edge?

longest time you held an edge?