The Alien Probe Dare
 

You didn't really believe in aliens, but suddenly they
came for you too, to conduct alien research on you of vital
importance! They use their mind power technology to make
you believe this is only a dare you found on GetDare!

Post in this thread: "I am ready for probing!",
then wait until you receive info of what you will have to do
for 24 hours. To then get free from the probe, you have to
report here first, only then the probe can be removed!

Aliens (using GetDare accounts) will post instructions here
in this thread within your limit and within what is possible
and not harmful to you to be performed within the 24 hours,
starting right when you start reading (how to insert probe,
tasks for the 24 hours)!

Use triggers (=spoken words or seen objects) that will
lead to tasks to be performed during the 24 hours!
http://www.comic-images.com/data/med...cegirl13_2.jpg

Here goes, I am ready for probing!

I am ready for probing!

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Why not, I'm ready for probing

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I'm ready for probing I guess XD

Okay, here are some triggers. They are for anyone who has gone so far for whom most do not violate your limits. If just one or two one violates your limits just skip that one.

Probe: If you own a plug, then you will insert it at the start of the 24 hours using your spit as lube and leave it in except for using the bathroom.

If you don't own a plug, when the 24 hours start you must insert 3 fingers into your butt and leave them for 5 mins. Then you must repeat at least every 2 hours to remind yourself of your probed status.

"Please" - anytime someone says "please" you should refer to them as sir/mam for the next 2 mins.

"water" - anytime you hear the word "water" you have 30 mins to take a pee... outdoors (only apply's once every 3 hours).

"cute" - anytime you hear the word "cute" you have 15 mins to lose an article of clothing until you are down to 3 (shoes, shirt, pants).

"anal" - Where are you that you hear this word? Well if you do, you've got 15 mins to put something larger than a pencil up your butt and leave it for at least 2 mins.

"slut" - after you hear this word, you have 30 mins to go someplace private and write a nasty word (slut, whore, etc...) somwhere on your body.

"lover" - If someone says "lover" to you, no matter what the context, you must offer to take your physical relationship to the next level. If just friends, ask them if they would like to kiss. If you have kissed, ask them if they would like to have sex, if you have had sex, offer to fulfill a fantasy of theirs (be safe, be smart).

"sun" - note every time you hear the word sun. Then at the end of the 24 hours roll a 6X dice. So if you hear sun 2 times and roll a 6 = 12. Now spank yourself HARD ___ times.

I'm ready for probing!

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Intriguing! I'm ready for probing.

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Im ready for probing! ;)

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Likes: Bdsm related stuff, semi/hidden public
Dislikes: Showing Face

I am ready for probing

I am reasy for probing!

I am ready for probing :D

im ready for probing

I'm not ready... But I'm getting probed.

I'm ready to be probed 👽

Hi,
Yesterday, after taking a shower and using the toilet, I inserted a candle in my ass. I folded the candle so that it is held in place by my underwear.
I inserted 6", it was 7:30am

The bus journey to work was particularly pleasant, I never realized how strong the bus was vibrating!
My dick was hard all the time.

I worked normally, except that unlike a real plug, the candle was moving all the time, trying to go out of my ass and each time I've been sitting I felt the candle brutally going back all the way in. This was physically exciting!

The weirdest moment of the day was when I've had to give an enema to a patient before his surgery (I'm a nurse at hospital) feeling my own ass filled by the candle!

Many "please", but not a problem with patients, 2 times "water", luckyly nothing else!

I came back home at 7pm and I finished the day without surprise.
I had some difficulty getting to sleep, feeling permanently excited.

I woke up 30 minutes ago, I started and finished this report, now I'll take out the candle.
It is 8:15am.

This was a very good probe!

Im ready for probing!

I'm ready for probing

Probees, every time you hear:

Money - You must offer your service to anyone, on gD or otherwise, for two hours

Ouch - Go to the nearest private (ish) place and give yourself 10 spanks each side.

Clothes - You have to strip and change outfit, as soon as possible. Though before you can get dressed, you have to get the outfit approved by another person one way or another.

Unlucky - If you hear this, you have to repeat the dare for another 24 hours.

I read this just before I go to work tonight. It was 6pm.
I past all the night at the hospital, patients were asleep and nothing has happen during the night.
I left at 7am, went home and slept.
I woke up 10 minutes ago, the 24h have past. This probe have been without effect on me :p

i am ready for probing

For your next session, aliens will test your chemical resistance!

They will probe your ass with a catheter (4 inches inserted), connected to a 10cc syringe filled with hot sauce/spicy oil, just like this:

http://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/437228Syringe.jpg


You can take off the catheter only for using the bathroom and for sleeping.


You received 6 triggers:

Each time you use the stairs, you have to inject 0.1cc
Each time you use an elevator, you have to inject 0.2cc
Each time someone gives you a handshake, you have to inject 0.2cc.
Each time someone asks you for help, you have to inject 0.2cc
Each time someone offers you something to drink, you have to inject 0.5cc

If you hear "Let it Go" (Frozen OST) or someone mention it, you're very unlucky and you have to empty the syringe.

Without me sorry, but I already use few drops of tabasco in my ass and I honestly never felt a pain like that.
I won't be able to do that in public.

I am ready for probing!