Write a Slogan for the Person Above
 

Hopefully this hasn't been done already.

So, basically, write a slogan for the person above based on their name, sig, profile, appearance, what you know about them, or just make a silly one up at complete random.

ex.

iSpuds: The Potato-est potato that ever potatoed.

Go!

iSpuds: irresistible to monkeys since 2011

Is your pussy feeling down and in desperate need of a hit???
Prove your gender and get yourself a Runesmith!!!




(i do not endorse this event or product)

The ONLY wolf that's Licensed to Kill!

MarvHarvey: One guy, two names, and way more fun than a bucket of carp! (Carp not included)

:p

ISpuds: peeling off to show the real thing!

MarvHarvey: Yes, the avatar's a bait, but he's no switch!

Runesmith: Well. You know what they say about Germans. ;)*

*Yeah, we don't know what they say about Germans, either...

:p

iSpuds : Once a sweet little potato! Always a sweet little potato! To potato land and beyond!!

nina@ : Striped, shackled and spankalicious

Masterwants - but never gets. Donate today!!!

Runesmith: Common by name, common by nature :D

Masterwants faster haunts: express ghost service

Marv Harvey; Not to be confused with Harv Marvey

Pictures is a limit but it does not limit me in making pictures

Sir Sam, loves (k)nights round his table

Masterwants -- Mastergets
It's Masterful

MarvHarvey: Making split-personalities great again

Runesmith, giving GetDare user bad reputashon since 2013

lilK, small but perfectly formed with a kicking capital

Masterwants, not a Jedi Master.

Wewhoare, We Wore, We Washed, We Wore Again!

LPV, accurate denial with a little help of GPS satellites.

wewhoare, the evil kinky positive twin of wewhoaren't

Masterwants, top-class biting services for unwary and rash!

wewoare, therewoare's twin!

LPV, not HPV and hating "h"-s!

Wewhoare, Speaks better English than a lot of people who have English is their native language!

LPV, ladies pleasing vigor!

Wow! I can't top that!

Wewhoare--War that will lead to Peace!

LPV, he loves peace - it's officially validated!

wewhoare - a mixed up wee whore :)

Masterwants - time to give it to him.

Kitten, so much more than just a crazy cat...

Masterwants, Mastergets.

Master4074, came from a distant future!

Wewhoare - uniting Iwhoams since 2014!

Rude-smith / but who knows what hides underneath

Seaflower - the herbivore's delight, now with extra salt!