O is for old! anything that you've had for at least 2 years!

P is for pen put 40. Pens in ur ass

q is for quakes.fill every holes u have with quakes oats

R is for 10 Ricola cough drops in your ass

S is for suckers. Insert a sucker in your ass

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuump

T is for TV remote

U is for underwear :) stuff a pair into your asshole

V is for Vienna sausage. Put an entire can of them in your ass one by one

w is for worm.put any kind of worm u can find to fill in your ass .use tape to hold them in

X is for Xeno
Boil 6 eggs and insert them anally, before 'birthing' them after an hour.

Y is for yellow just like a banana insert anally

Z is for zucchini, put one up your ass for 30 minutes

A is for art supplies. 4 paintbrushes for you (if they're really small double it)

B is for Butt plug (of course!)