If they are it's wrong to jest
We can't condone such incest

For now, I'll take over the rhyming class.
Turn your books to page 35, "tits and ass"

We don't need bums and boobs
Just sore nipples and lube in tubes

Jiggly tits and a bum lubed up
That's all it takes to wake me up

For safer sex with swinging types
Rub those nips with anti-bac wipes

For people who are swinger club members
There's no such thing as safety in numbers

Which is why it's such a good investment
To carry out a risk assessment

Risk assessment might be cumbersome to carry
But it is totally worth it, if it makes you less wary!

Swinging used to be a naughty little thrill
Now comes risk assessment - the buzzkill

We analysed your risks, calculated a score
Which led us to believe, you're a risk taking whore

How much risk is having Trump abomination
(if he's one, we'll see) to rule the US nation?

Everyone is stressed in this nation
Perhaps we all need a good vacation?

Vacations are provided for part of people at a time,
A whole nation on a vacation is almost a big crime!

Then we must lock up all citizens of France
When in August, they escape to Provence

This game is not new yet recent with update,
I've never seen it before and do not towards it hate.