Wish granted. But canker explodes cause this is to much.
I wish i could turn invisible.

Wish granted, but with invisible eyes, you can't see. Furthermore, you can turn invisible but you can't turn back visible.

I wish I could have sex however I wanted, with whoever I wanted, whenever I wanted, at will.

wish granted, but they have a plethora of STDs.

i wish i was less tired

You are less tired but you are now unable to sleep at all.

I wish I had a weed whacker.

Wish granted you have a wee wacker but no arms

I wish I lived in a normal home not on a farm

wish granted but on your farm nothing grows...

I wish i could cum whenever i want

Wish granted. But you cant cum when you are with a girl.
I wish that the girl i like likes me back.

wish granted! but she becomes obsessed and starts stalking you.

i wishh i was prettierrr. ):

hwish granted except you are being stalked by a ton of strangers who love you. and eventually one kills you (I will not go into detail).....

I wish I didn't get bloody every month

wish granted but you get pregnant every month and have ababy every month

i wish justin bieber would have sex with me

Granted, but he gave you the AIDs virus. You have six months to live.

I wish for a glass of water.

Wish granted, you are now perfect in every way with everything your heart desires.

Of course, with nothing left to achieve, nothing left to strive for, nothing left to accomplish, and nothing more to improve, all joy will be shallow and all endeavours will be devoid of passion.

I wish I was nine feet tall and could breathe fire.

Wsh granted but the fire you breathe melts your internal organs and you die.

I wish i was 25.

wish granted, but on ur birthday the goverment says you have to change ur birthday to 11.

i wish i was dominated by a shemale.