wish granted,except its my mutaded cellmate who broke out of jail to kill you (with love).
i wish i couldnt bleed.

You can't bleed but it makes you permanently infertile.

I want a new window.

wish granted. you have a new window, but your builder went a bit overboard. your whole house is glass! no privacy!

i want to sleep

You get to sleep but it is such a deep sleep that you have peed your panties when you wake up.


I want a kiss.

Wish granted, BUT your kiss is from a smelly fish >:) hehhe

I wish I can have the girl I fancey :) <3

Wish granted but she hates you forever.

I wish i had a new car.

Good news, you have a new car, Bad news, it is a lemon.

I want someone to tell me a secret.

wish granted , but overnight some burgler steals it

i wish i didnt have to go college again

Wish granted but now you are stupid.
Wish my wish wouldnt be corrupted.

Your wish is granted, but you are stuck with a job cleaning latrines.

I want to watch a pretty girl have sex.

wish granted , but you are blind xD

i wish i could get raped o.0 lol :/

Wish granted. But it is a guy Who rapes you and you die from embrassment.

I wish i was more submissive.

Wish granted, but you know have to do everything everyone says. EVERYTHING. ANYONE. So, when people say, pinch me, fuck you etc .... ;]

I wish i would do my assignments

Wish granted. But you lose them the day they are due.
I wish my wish wouldnt be Corrupted.

Wish granted. but the world implodes, because not corrupting a wish involves dividing by zero!

i wish this wish will be corrupted ;)