Banned for making me spend $3 to buy a lint roller for all your fur

Banned for keeping a pet wolf at home.

Banned for not considering that he might just be sneaking into her house at night, to hump furniture and clothes

Banned for not guarding her used underwear hamper at night.

Banned for not noticing me. I was inside of it!

Banned for stealing my panties

Banned for not bidding for them on eBay.

Banned for buying them.

Banned for overpricing. Stealing was my only option

Banned for not considering the leasing option.

Banned for even thinking it is an avaliable option.

Banned for not considering the positive impact that selling or donating used items instead of throwing them away will bring to the environment.

Banned for not listening to me about your "scandalous" avatar.

Banned for being aroused by male nipples (ugh!)

Banned for using geometric shapes to scare people