I'm finding your plans somewhat sinister
Do you have to defile our Prime Minister?

Come on, you must have seen those trousers!
All that leather was bound to arouse us.

If I were a rich billionaire with all that power
I too would have a Ritz Carlton golden shower

I'd rather a packet of Ritz
With some tiny cheesy bits

Wouldn't you rather, el hombre loco
Prefer to dine on a warm tuna taco?

Tuna tacos are a waste of fish
I'd prefer a fillet on a dish.

When stars align and the time is right
Nothing beats pie in good food fight

If this food fight is gonna be fair
I'll take Wagu that's marbled and rare

I'm not quite buying what you're sellin,
I'd take nothing short of a watermelon.

There is nothing short about big and round Watermelons, young fellow!
"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow"!!

Why obsess with watermelons?
Eat some yogurt you heathens

I hope that the yoghurt you've chosen
Has been taken and suitably frozen

The Great White North is full of snow
That gives our cheeks a healthy glow

I hate this snow, it's worse than dirt
Shoveling this crap makes my old back hurt

I don't need to go to the gym
I work out as the banks I trim