Just bumping the thread

I'll join as a full toilet

Full toilet here. Waiting for tasks! And fast! I am hungry and thirsty!

Full toilet
 

Full toilet here and ready for tasks :3

Oh goodness, what a mess! This one is for the Cleaning Staff.

Looks like someone was being careless and shit all over the toilet seat and floor. Time to clean up!

(All cleaning staff must shit on the toilet seat and the floor, then move the shit into the toilet using only their mouth).

I'm joining as a Full Toilet!

Toilet Turd Treats
 

Ok. All toilets:

Ms Poindexter who teaches the eighth grade was late grading papers on Friday and used the toilet before she left. Ms Poindexter despised the janitor and purposefully left a mess for him to find on Monday. 60 hrs later....

So all toilets shit into a bowl, cup or your hand and put it all in your mouth for an entire hour: 1 minute per hour between Ms Poindexter's Friday dump and the janitor's Monday cleaning routine.

Full toilets must chew before either flushing or spitting out.
Regular toilets may chew and may flush but may also simply spit it out.

Staff: Happy messy Monday - shit in a toilet and after an hour go bobbing for it. Once you have moved it all to a bowl or bucket, wait for another hour then move it back into the toilet.

Ill be a regular toilet
Kik me

Thanks for the dare. This was tough to keep in my mouth for an hour before chewing and swallowing it all.

For full and regular toilets, if any staff report back on this that means they will be leaving a toilet full of shit when they are done. So each time a staff posts a report that they completed their task that means that left a toilet full again, so full and regular toilets need to do this dare again. It's good practice.

Awesome Sause
 

Great observation: wasn't thinking of it like that... but you are right on. And you are welcome. You are brave. Good job.

Well, luckily no staff are reporting in.

i will join as a regular toilet.
i just got done with a run, when running its important to keep hydrated, i always need to take a long piss when i get done a dare for all urinals drink 4 bottles of watter-- 68 oz. and wait a littlw while, when you need to pee, wait anuther 5 min, now go in the bath tub/shower, and pee all over your feet.

Toilet
 

I will join as a normal toilet.

Charlie ate a bourbon burger for lunch and an hour later it suddenly hit him. When he got to the restroom no stalls were open so he proceeded to run to the nearest urinal and spray the shit out of his ass all over it. For the next 4 hrs Charlie's bowels gave him issues and he defiled the toilets 6 times before leaving work - and even on his way home in traffic he had to shit himself - what a mess to clean-up.

Ok, everyone. Something to do here:
Urinals: the next time you shit wipe with your hands and smear it on your face - remain so for a half-hour.

All Toilets: the next six times you shit wipe with your hands and spread on face - if out in public, you may swipe with two fingers and lick clean while doing your duty in stall.

Staff: the next time you need to shit do so in or onto your underpants. Smash it in and after an hour scrub them with soap and spit - then suck and spit until they are clean.

Full Toilet Reporting

I will join this thread as a regular toilet