Heh. That might actually happen to me... :rolleyes:

The grim reaper gifts you a book detailing your slow, painful, and humiliating demise.


I wish I had a fast metabolism.

You now do, but it is so fast you have to keep eating and eating and eating..... and you now have no more food. :(

I wish for a new bike that is the right size for me.

Absolutely. In fact, you get one of those super cool Tron bikes! Too bad it only works in the Tron grid and is as useful as a paperweight otherwise.

I wish I had a few extra hours.

You get extra hours; however, you will be upside-down in those hours.

I wish for a Blue Monkey. :rolleyes:

You get one, but PETA bombs your house for buying what is actually a genetically altered Japanese macaque.

I wish for more Magnum bars.

You are now burried under 234,675,978 bars. Have fun eating your way out.

I wish for a new pair of sunglasses. :cool:

You have a pair of glasses made of fiery, radiant essence from the sun. Sun Glasses.

I wish I had some feta cheese.

You now do, it is made of plastic.

I wish for a new hat.

Nice new hat! Too bad it was last worn by a poor fellow with horrid case of lice.

I wish I could just magically end up being a guitar expert.

You are now an expert guitar player, but you lost all of your fingers and toes.

I wish for nothing.

Now you have nothing. You live in a state of nothingness. Because you have nothing and nothing exists, you are by extension nothing and cannot die because you do not live. Now you may spend your meaningless existence pondering what you aren't, but also, what you are, for the rest of your infinitely pointless existence.

I wish I wasn't sleepy.

Alright, but when you are not sleepy; you will be blind.

I wish for a new table.

You have a new table, however its wood is so highly flammable that the stroke of a pencil would cause it to catch fire and burn to ash.

I wish I had some new paints.

You the new line of Body Paints.

I wish for someone to do the dishes.

No problem, that someone is you.

I wish my wisdom tooth would leave me alone.