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With all these treats making the rounds
Your waistline has been piling on pounds |
A few weeks of hitting the gym
Will make me svelte and slim |
If only I had such conviction
to beat my hopeless cake addiction! |
Never fear, we can make you thin
By wiring your jaw and your chin |
No, no, then you'd still be able to drink milkshakes trough a straw.
Besides it would be immoral and against the law. |
Since when did you care about morality
In a thread so seeped in depravity? |
It's not that this thread is depraved
But it could be better behaved |
Was it depraved when we rhymed about cunts
And other nice assets of your maiden aunts? |
It's a shame that sometimes the truth
To others can be rather uncouth |
For truth these days, the Trump goes to Putin
KGB said, for blackmail they have nuthin' |
They think Putin may be in bed with said Trump
Do you think that they really do hump? |
It's pretty obvious those two had a lay...
I was convinced when I saw Putin wearing a dead-squirrel toupee. |
Will they threesome with Theresa May?
Or are they exclusively gay? |
That's truly a triple-entente for the ages;
Too bad the lube money's coming straight from my wages. |
I'd like a tryst with Theresa May
Despite her age, she seems a good lay |
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