Wish granted, only that the reason why you are confident is because you have become an overconfident snob...


I wish I were able to get into my dream university :P

Wish granted. You get accepted by giving every male on the school board an intense blowjob.

I wish... that I knew.

Wish granted. But you know too much that your head explodes

I wish I had somewhere fun to go tonight :)

Wish granted. But you can never go anyplace fun after this.

I wish I had more money.

wish granted, but you've come down with a terminal and debilitating disease, and only have a week to enjoy your happily ever after.

i wish it was Thursday already so i could see my friend from out of town

Wish granted, it's thursday, but your friend had to leave all of a sudden to a foreign country for a reason he can't tell you...

I wish that I had ice cream right now...

Wish granted. You die.


I wish I had a miniature giraffe (like in that awesome commercial with the Russian guy).

Wish Granted. But it brings along 500 Friends and they eat you alive :)

I wish it was hot outside.

Wish granted! You know Korean, he is a personal friend now and smells like cheese, and has a creepy obsession with you..


I wish i was UFC Heavyweight Champion :P

your wish in granted but you develop a severe yeast infection.

I wish there were more hours in the day