you can cum, but only with pen inside your ass
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you can cum, but only to gay porn
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you can cum but only outside
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you can cum but only by using the vegetable of your choice
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You can cum but only while you are having a conversation with someone on the phone.
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U may cum but only to gay porn
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you can cum but you can't touch yourself.
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U can come but with 5 pens in your ass
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You can cum, but only using icecubes to touch yourself!...
You can touch wherever you want but only in this way... Did I say that you must edge 3 times before you are allowed to orgasm? Umm...No porn! Only imagination! |
You can cum, but only after watching 30 minutes of your favorite porn without touching yourself anywhere sensual. After that, you may touch wherever you'd like, but you must use toothpaste as lube.
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You may cum, only by masturbating with ice
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Get on your back. You have to let it all run into your belly button and your stomach. The cum that doesn't stay there or is about to run off your stomach has to go in your mouth. Lie there til it dries and you can get up without any running off you.
Then, for the next 24 hours when you're awake, you have to stick a finger in your belly button, and sniff it for a minute, followed by sucking on it for a minute, wherever you are! |
the next time you will cum, you'll first go in a public toilet, get compltetely naked and only then you'll be allowed to cum
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you may cum, but it has to be on your face
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You can cum, but only after 10 minutes of touching your dick without moving your hand.
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