your phone with vibration on for next 10 min.

30 minute insert flashlight

two hot dogs up your ass for 20 mins

deodorant bottle for 20 mins

Twos socks in the hole

toilet Brush Handle may as well scrub the toilet while its being held.

handle of 7 forks in ass

a small sponge squashed into ass (wet or dry)

(sensible please)

a funnel and then add water to your ass.

put your salt shaker up your ass for 30 mins no covering the salt shaker

a banana for an hour

insert as many sharpies or other marker as you can!

fill both holes with at lease 3 pairs of panties each and leave them in for an hour.

A door knob for you for 30 mins

An entire pack of pens in your ass. Use plenty of lube :)

Give me something (relatively) big. Trying to stretch my cunt ;)