You now serve an eighty-year old.

I wish for a new Camera that's not broken.

You have a new antique camera, but can't find film for it anywhere.

I wish I could teleport.

You now can, to bad its only in a virtual reality world.

I wish for nothing but good days the rest of my life.

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You have happy days for the rest of your life but you die tomorrow.
i wish i could fuck beautiful woman anytime i wanted

You can, but you're a Eunuch so you don't get much enjoyment from it.

I wish I had less inhibitions.

You now don't, but then again you are now in a coma for the rest of your life.

I wish for the perfect pair of shoes.

but you have no feet

I wish for x ray vision

You have it now, but you are now blind.

I wish to be in Bermuda right now.

you there but your locked in a room

i wish someone would cook my diner for me.

One garbage rat soufflé coming up.

I wish for a new T.V.

the tv is in black and white and only shows bollywood movies

i wish for immortallity

You are locked in a coffin and buried 6ft underground for eternity. But you get to live forever :)

I wish I could change gender at will.

You get to, but only on leap day. (feb. 29)

I wish for something gold.

Haha, I'd be good with that.

You get a gold tooth since you got a painful cavity that had to be removed.

I wish I could change the physical features of people around me.

You get to, only if they sign 1,345 pages that relieve you of any wrong doing and leaves you not reliable for any damages done by said transformation.

I wish for a new keyboard that has all its orginal parts in working order.