As many q-tips as you can fit!

the back en of a spoon/folk/knife 800 strokes then suck it clean

fill a condom with water and take an empty paper towel roll and secure it inside, place this in the freezer for a few hours until frozen, after it is frozen, tie off the open end and proceed to fuck yourself with the frozen dildo until you cum

five ice cubes in your ass

As many pens as fit

this time you get the whisk, and of course not the handle ;)

A wine bottle, and as far as you can.

Download some vibrating app and insert your phone in your ass

every remote control you can find!

A rolling pin from the kitchen

a toilet brush (not the handle)

All the cans of deodorant you can find, insert separately of course but one must be inserted right to the tip, with this one fuck yourself with it (no hands) so that it's almost at the point of slipping back (go in and out 500 times)

a watering can spout, fill it with liquid if you want

Put ur fist in ur pussy for 10 mins

A whole lemon :D