Wish granted however you pizza must be cumed on first before you eat it

My wish: I wish I can be hypnotised

And Now you have to act like a monkey.

I wish for something gold.

Your wish is my command, you must give your self a GOLDen shower

I wish i can be a girl (however i have no girls clothing and can not buy any)

Alright, but you are on a deserted island now.

I wish for new Sunglasses.

Bit then the sun explodes leaving your surviving with nothing but sunglasses
My wish is thati could be naked in pubpic legally

You are now the towns slave, having to do anything anyone else wants.

I wish for a new Sailboat.

But the first time you trided it out it sank
I wish that i would be tortured (torture meathods from medeval times)

One Iron-Lady coming up.

I wish for a new Movie to watch.

Wish granted but it is a horrible remake of Thantoes hands of Fate (and trust me that is a really bad movie look it up if you don't believe me >.<)

I wish I could get out of this slump and find a job

That bad movie sounds familiar.

You are now the guy that gets to go around and take Gum of the bottom of chairs.

I wish for a nice soft pillow.

Your wish is granted but but you feel nauseated every time your head touches it

I wish that I was better at programming then I am

Your wish is granted~ but you seem to lose all remembrance of programming when you start to type with your fingers (better get good at using other body parts) ~Hehe ^.~

I wish I had a bucket that would fill up with whatever I want it to.

Granted but its always poisonous

I wish I could sleep right now

Hehe~ ^.~ Granted, but you can't wake up unless someone tells you too~

I wish I could have a dick to suck right now~

Granted, However the dick is of a 70 year old man.

I wish i was allowed to masturbate right now.