I will use my belt as a punishment and spank my ass with it everytime I yawn for at least an hour.

I will crossdress wearing...... I will....... While crossdressed. And take...... Pictures...

You will crossdress wearing panties, a bra and makeup including nail polish and take 5 pictures. What you do with them is up to you.

I will write ____ on my _____ and...

You will write Cocksucker on your chest, and I (heart) penis on your stomach.

I will get on all fours wearing ------------- and I will lick ------------ until ---------------.

you will get on all fours wearing you vibro butt plug clamping your pussy lips with vibro clamps and sucking on any household object (resembling a dildo) such that you drop yor saliva until you fill up 250 ml of saliva

me turn....

i will hump......... for......... or until.......

i will hump the carpet naked for 30 minutes or until you cum


i will play with my ass for ___(time), while jerking off watching porn for ____(time), and ___(do what) with my cum

i will play with my ass for 40 minutes, while jerking off watching porn for 40 minutes, and use my cum as lube for another 10 minutes of anal play after I cum.

I will take the link to my latest video and . . .

and put it in your getdare signature.

I will get on Facebook.

I know you are new so you wouldn't know . . . you aren't supposed to post links here directly to videos of that nature. My sig already has a line stating people can ask for the link (so your dare was no dare at all).

For your dare, go on facebook and roll a die for your dare:

1 - Post a pic with "I'm FB's biggest Dweeb" written on your forehead.
2 - Edge once for every friend you have. You have one week to complete this dare for every 70 friends you have (ergo, 140 = 2 weeks, 210 = 3 weeks etc.)
3 - The next three family members to like one of your posts - the next time you visit that family member or spend time with them, you will be wearing panties.
4 - Write a poem to the next person to comment on one of your posts.
5 - Pick the oldest person on your friends list. Jerk off to their picture. Then eat your cum.
6 - Post a pic and ask if people think you need a nose job.

Now, let's try mine again.

I will take the link to my latest video and . . .

Post it on YouTube and share it with any 5 of your FB friends.

I will pie myself __(a lot)__ times with ____ pies and then gunge myself with __(a lot)__ buckets of ____. I will not shower afterwards for ____ hours.

You will pie yourself 15 times with 15 pies and then gunge yourself with 10 buckets of soup. You will not shower afterwards for 3 hours.

I will humiliate myself by ________ and _________

You will humiliate yourself by Crossdressing and going to buy a cucumber crossdressed

I will have a shit and.....

You will have a shit in your underwear and wear it for 4 hours.

I will go to walmart..........

i will go to walmart with a plug up your ass, your cock and balls tightly bound and your tightest pair underwear on

i will play with my ass for ___(time), while jerking off watching porn for ____(time), and ___(do what) with my cum

60, 60, and pour it on your head

I will wear a crotchrope..

And go shopping


I will play with myself and before I'm about to cum ill stop and put myself in chastity.