...humongous comet remnant crashed in to the Chicxulub peninsula, killing off most of the dinosaurs - and flash forward to my argument yesterday with the check-out lady at the supermarket.

The final proof of Fermat's theorem is...

...the Modularity Conjecture for elliptic curves.

I was sat wondering if nina@ and SeaFlower had elliptic curves when....

The two girls surprised me!

This made me very happy because. ....

... I got the whipping of my life from them

The good thing about having just spilled my coffee on desk is that...

I have a boy to clean it up for me.

I am so cold because

...i've been living naked in a cardboard box for the last few days.


Every morning after i get up...

I have to do naked push ups for Sea

Sea should have to exercise by..............................

... creating 12 meter waves

I should go to sleep before...

I think up another task for LPV.


I am replying to this thread because

.. I have exhausted all other methods of gaining attention.

If Roses are red, as the poem/song suggests...

...then there's no doubt about me being color-blind.


I truly believe that...

...When the last eagle flies over the last crumbling mountain, and the last lion roars at the last dusty fountain, in the shadow of the forest though she may be old and worn, they will stare unbelieving at the last unicorn.

I am glad that I finally managed to convince...

Triangle to give LPV unlimited posts on her punishment thread.

Triangle kneeling in the cold water with the wet tee reminds me that....

...Runesmith didn't bring any water with him - so it can't be water, can it?

Apparently Boston can't survive 7 inches of snow, but Boston girls...

.....always wear too many clothes.

I am starting my morning with coffee because