Banned for listening to my nonsense..

Is there any more cake?

Cake is banned until Theresa figures out how you can have it and eat it too.

Banned because there's another bunch of idiots threatening more high court hearings over Brexit votes for MP's and Lords and I just can't wait that long for cake..

FEED ME CAKE!!

Banned for not going to the nearest NHS clinic. With the 350 million a day that they are getting, I bet the patients get fed cake thrice a day.

Banned for foolish optimism, with all the budget cuts they cut the cake into such small pieces all they have now are crumbs :(

Banned for not being patriotic enough to pretend that the crumbs are delicious. Your grandfather fought the Germans on nothing but biscuits and tea.

Banned for forgetting we fought them on beaches, we fought them on the landing grounds, we fought them in the fields and in the streets, we fought them in the hills. Then we had a tea break...

Banned for having tea breaks when all the Germans had was Vesper with Bauernbrot, Schnitzel, Bratwurst and Scwarzwaelderschinken washed down with Hefeweizen.

Banned for mentioning Hefeweizen. This is why we had to invent the NHS - National Hangover Service

Banned for mentioning NHS just before newyears eve

Banned so i can wish you a Happy New Year :D:D

Banned because you were 4 minutes early. But... 56minutes late.

Banned for being ungrateful!

Banned for not getting you could have been in time if you,... Like an hour before all your friends were jumping around, like when everybody still was bored.... Had posted.

Banned for not realizing the poor sod is on GMT, unlike us, the privileged ones who get the new year one hour earlier.