Right, time for my report...as I combined several dares into one I was going to break it up...but in the end one was enough...

So I have had a bit of a feud with Messydare today, it started out rather one sided...sinking her battleships, winning loser get messy threads...so I really look forward to her report when it comes out!

...but as they say, what goes up must come down...

It started with a simple clothed shower and quickly escalated!

So, I wore my black jeans, a black deadpool t-shirt and black socks with a blue lining...got into the shower, soaked the clothes so they were clinging to my skin...job done, completely soaked through, normally just get that with rain...so this was new to me...

I stripped down to my boxers, removing the clinging garments and proceeded to phase two...

I put lotion inside my boxers, then a can of beans and finally I dumped a large bowl of oatmeal in there...Messy reckoned the weight would pull them down, but they stayed firm...if rather bulky and squishy

Then phase 3, I poured some bright green pea and asparagas soup of my head, luckily the smell wasn't too bad, and then as Poland doesn't believe in custard I had some tubs of pancake mix which I poured over as well, losing sight in one eye, but still defiant! I stood there in the mess, squished it around for a bit and then started the cleaning process...let's just say I wish I had laid down some bin liners in the bath, as I was scooping up clumps of oatmeal and beans into a bin liner...praying I hadn't blocked the drain (luckily I hadn't), about 20 minutes later I washed up properly, and threw all the containers into bin liners...I sit here now still smelling the sweet pancake mix...but luckily it is Sunday tomorrow!

And there was my first clothed shower and experience with Oatmeal

Messy...I hope you are happy! and enjoy your turn next ;)

Here are my reports aswell

The first task i done was coveree my self in oil, i stripped down so i was naked and got in the bathtub so it wouldnt make a messy. I then poured about half the bottle of olive oil over my head and let it soak in for a few minutes. Then i put down the bottle abd spreaded the oil around my body.

After completing this i thought i migjt as well complete the others so i got some pudding and poured it in the fron and back of my underware. This didnt feel too nice s it was very cold. I was also told that i had to sit down so i stayed in the tub and layed down and rolled around for about 10 minutes before emptying my underware.

I then started my final task of baked beans for 20 minutes so i grabbed thr tape and closed my underware at the bottom then poured half the can in the front and the rest in the back. I layed in the tub for a furthr 2p mins and rinsed part of the tub out so i had less to do.

When did I give you baked beans in your underwear??:eek:

Would anyone like to play a game with messy forfeita for some points?

Wrong person Messydare, oh well have fun

I thought after such an intensive day that people may be curious about current scores at this stage...well here they are, I have a record of all points earned, so if anyone wants more information then do ask:

Player Points

Bloxo 10
Messydare 8
Silly Bitch 6
Captain Custard 5
Juanmessy 3
useme_messme 3
Happybunny101 2
Pompeybob 2
dandushma 1
Babygirlpoopdiaper 0

I will challenge dan to a dice roll since he seems to be wanting some more points and i need them too

Dan, please confirm if you accept...sure you will :)

Let's do it! I'll accept it

I will challange bloxo to dices if ypu accept as i need points

Challenge is on between Happybunny and Dandushma!

Happybunny rolls a respectable 4!

...

However...

Dandushma rolls an incredible 6...Dan wins and gets to spin the messy wheel for happybunny and tell her what to do with the mess!

Point for happy bunny
3 points for Dan

I appreciate the challenge, but I only gamble with girls I'm afraid, I'm sure there are other players here that will take you on though!

Happybunny, I spun 4 eggs for you. 2 should go on your head and the other 2 down your panties! Yuck :p

I challenge juanmessy to a dice roll.

Does Juanmessy agree to the challenge?