1. Headphones or earphones?

Earphones, hate headphones! They make me feel silly :p

2. What is your "getting ready for a date" ritual?

Have never been on what I initially assumed was a date!

3. Have you labelled yourself things (such as OCD, depression, bi-polar, ADD, ADHD) without a professional's opinion?

Yes, a paraphiliac because there is no way I am going to ask for a professionals opinion! :D

4. Aliens. Do they exist? Are they here already?

Of course they exist. I am not sure why they would want to come to Earth, though.

5. Pirates. Favourite non-fictional pirate?

Don't have one!

6. Do you prefer long hair or short hair on the opposite sex?

Honestly I like both, it really depends on the style and person. If I had to choose I'd go for short hair.

7. If you discovered an unknown land... what would you name it?

Pigeon Place! ( ' v ' )

8. In your opinion, what is the most adequate type of legal system?

One that protects the public from actual dangerous folk while refraining from shoving everyone in prison for issues that just can't be properly dealt with, and may even be made worse, by serving time. It should also not encourage sadism towards in-mates, everyone should be treated with respect.

9. Would you rather be the cheater or be cheated on?

Be cheated on. It may even make me horny.

10. Have you ever cheated in school (pre-school through grad school)? Don't lie!

I used to get native French people to write my French speaking tests, then I'd just memorise it! ;)

11. How many children do you want, if any?

None.

12. Do you consider sex to be an important part of a successful romantic relationship?

No. Sex and romance are completely separate to me.

13. How long have you gone without bathing?

Probably 4-5 days!

14. Do you like the way you look?

No, not really. Not complaining though!

15. Have you ever found yourself quoting a Disney movie?

Don't watch enough Disney.

16. When was the last time you blushed?

:p

17. Are you happy?

Yes.

18. What is your favourite pastime?

Reading.

19. Least favourite food?

Tomatoes.

20. Who has inspired you to be a better person?

My friends.

1. Headphones or earphones?

Headphones are a billion kesselruns better - but my last pair died years ago & I've had to make do with earphones. Actually - I don't even have ordinary speakers anymore.

2. What is your "getting ready for a date" ritual?

I don't have one. Never had one.

3. Have you labeled yourself things (such as OCD, depression, bi-polar, ADD, ADHD) without a professional's opinion?

Nope. Not really. Not seriously. But that's only because I don't know the right term for my condition.

4. Aliens. Do they exist? Are they here already?

If they do exist, they exist very far away - so far, that we can never have any communication with them. So the question is about as interesting as the number of non-existent angels dancing on the head of a hypothetical pin.

5. Pirates. Favorite non-fictional pirate?

One of my friends once copied a record for me. It was so cool!

6. Do you prefer long hair or short hair on the opposite sex?

Short. (It is not important, but I have noticed that I tend to give short hairs a slightly longer first look.)

7. If you discovered an unknown land... what would you name it?

I don't understand how one could discover an unknown land... but if I were asked to name a previously unnamed place, I might consider the history of the place, and its description. ("Black Lake", "High Meadow", "Old Road", "Flasher's Delight")

8. In your opinion, what is the most adequate type of legal system?

A civil law system. (Because it's in my tradition. I'm actually not sure that it is any better than a common law system.)

9. Would you rather be the cheater or be cheated on?

No, I wouldn't. But I suppose I'd rather turn the other cheek...

10. Have you ever cheated in school (pre-school through grad school)? Don't lie! :P

No! But I have gamed the system a few times. Successfully.

11. How many children do you want, if any?

Regrettably I have already gone through that part of life. And I was spectacularly bad. Let's leave it at that.

12. Do you consider sex to be an important part of a successful romantic relationship?

Yes.

13. How long have you gone without bathing?

A matter of definition. I haven't had a bath since I swam in the sea last summer - but I do take daily showers. Except for when I'm at our place in the country (no running water). The longest without washing at all is probably around two weeks. (Military reasons.)

14. Do you like the way you look?

No. But I'm slowly coming to terms with myself. I used to have Issues. I don't have Issues anymore. But I still don't like the way I look.

15. Have you ever found yourself quoting a Disney movie?

A matter of definition. Does Star Wars count? But no, I don't remember having felt any particular need to quote Disney films.

16. When was the last time you blushed?

I don't remember. A long time ago.

17. Are you happy?

No. The past six-seven-eight years have been... shit.

18. What is your favorite pastime?

Cycling. Watching films. Drinking.

19. Least favorite food?

Offal.

20. Who has inspired you to be a better person?

So THAT'S where I went wrong? I never found anyone to inspire me to become good (never mind better).

1. Headphones or earphones? Earphones

2. What is your "getting ready for a date" ritual? Shower, shave, shit.

3. Have you labeled yourself things (such as OCD, depression, bi-polar, ADD, ADHD) without a professional's opinion? Stud

4. Aliens. Do they exist? Are they here already? Yes and yes, meet Donald Trump - he is proof aliens live among us.

5. Pirates. Favorite non-fictional pirate? My mate Jimmy down the pub who sells pirate pornos from Germany.

6. Do you prefer long hair or short hair on the opposite sex? Long

7. If you discovered an unknown land... what would you name it? Lalaland

8. In your opinion, what is the most adequate type of legal system? None, pure anarchy.

9. Would you rather be the cheater or be cheated on? Neither, hate the cheater.

10. Have you ever cheated in school (pre-school through grad school)? Don't lie! :P Never - apart from in games, like strip poker

11. How many children do you want, if any? So far I have fathered 57.5 children...in my dreams, no more.

12. Do you consider sex to be an important part of a successful romantic relationship? No, its her sandwich making which is most important. Now why am I single again?

13. How long have you gone without bathing? I've not had a bath in 2 months, but shower twice a day

14. Do you like the way you look? Yes, really yes

15. Have you ever found yourself quoting a Disney movie? To laugh yourself is to love yourself by Micky Mouse

16. When was the last time you blushed? Me, never *blush*

17. Are you happy? No I'm Chappers, hi

18. What is your favorite pastime? Wanking, fucking and eating. Sometimes all at the same time.

19. Least favorite food? Liver

20. Who has inspired you to be a better person? Boris Johnstone, because I can never be as much of a twat as him.