use it as toothpaste

Use a pipet to squirt it up your ass.

rub it on your face

Lick it off the rim of a public toilet.

Use your cum as hair gel.

Mix it in your next drink

Cum in an ice tray, add some water and freeze. Now before you can masturbate again, you must suck on and finish the ice cube!

use it as shampoo

it will be your facial cream for the next 3 days.. no water for 3 hrs!

Put it up ur ass

put it in your socks for the rest of the day

before dressing yourself you will cum on your chest and stomach

Put your cum on ur food and eat it

go catch a fucking raccoon and jizz on it

Kizzy in ur ear and don't wipe it out