Writing couplets after a Christmas dinner
Brings out the best and makes you a winner |
But my couplets are bad, my mind is murky:
I'm still so god-damned full of turkey! |
But i think it's the creamy Stilton cheese
That makes the words rhyme with such ease |
It's really those oysters, with rosemary vinegar
That make you boisterous, and rhyme for longer |
It's really the Christmas pud
That makes me so damn good |
The turkey, the cheese, the pud and the oyster!
All make me feel that I should hit the gym faster!! |
We'd love to make a bet
On just how much you can sweat |
Beware of gym memberships, they are for life
Cancelling one is like divorcing your wife |
I'm always thankful that the gym is content
With settlements of much less than fifty percent |
All you people who've put on some extra pounds, just chill.
I'm sure some good folks will come up with a magical pill. |
No one will make a magic pill to lose pounds
All the scientist make are pills to make your penis more round |
Penis pills take science, this is no farce,
It takes less effort to put a man on Mars |
Keeping my Mars in the fridge
Makes sure the choccy don't squidge |
You should throw that Mars away
And have the entire Milky Way |
But eating a Galaxy whole
Is much better for the soul |
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