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How terminal?
Oh, hi there John, listen, you're cool with me sleeping with your wife, right? |
- You know that big red button no one's ever supposed to touch in the control room?...
- This will be a piece of cake. There's twenty of us and only one of him! - Mmmm... master? How do you unsummon a demon, like, real fast? - Prepare to fire the cannon at Yavin's moon! This will be the end of the rebellion! - You know what? Take your best shot, I can take it! |
"Oh no, not again."
"I think I left the toilet seat up." "Hakuna matata!" "I think I'll go for a walk!" |
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"That's not a shark. That's a giant goldfish!"
"No, don't shoot me. It's Yoko you want!" "Oi, Zidane. Your mums a slag!" |
Redneck last words
Hey y'all, watch this!
'Course the safety's on, look! I'm just like the Dukes of Hazzard! |
"dude, check this out!"
"oops" "don't worry, i almost know what i'm doing" "LOOK MA', NO HANDS!" |
"Harold?, the battery isn't in the smoke alarm!". "It's ok Mother, there won't be a fire tonight. Bit on the chilly side, shall we keep the electric heater on?!"
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Sharron, Im gay and ive been cheating on you for the last 2 years with your brother.
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I knew this was a bad idea
Would you be mad if I told you... I know what I am doing!! ermmm... what does that do?? Oh cr@p! |
Round Six ~ Unhelpful things to say in a crisis ~ GO! :D |
So um, I forget the wire clipping things for the bomb . . . is that a problem?
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- As long as everyone remembered to pack their own supplies, we'll be fine!
- Can anyone read a map? AND MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE: - What would MacGyver do? |
At least it can't get any worse.
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Now we can panic
Hello and I shall be your rescuer for this evening. ... Its morning... Oh well never mind We can still make it. |
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