edge whenever you get an objective

portal2

Count how many times you use the portal gun on a level, this is the amount of time in minutes you will be spanking yourself!

I'll be playing FIFA/minecraft

You must play 20 minute halfs using a 1 star team to play against barcalona on legendary. If you loose you must not cum for the ammount of goals you lost by ie a one goal loss = 1 day of no cumminf. If you win you must cum once for every goal you won by.
Fifa for me aswell.

the same for you exept that for every goal you lose by you must spend 3days where the only way you can cum is if you are in public. You are not required to cum in public but if you want to cum then you must.

portal2

Play with the shades up, in your underwear. Every time something in the game makes you laugh, you have to stand in front of the window for 30 seconds.

WoW. Nothing that will get me banned, please.

pull a "leroy Jenkins"
minecraft (nothing to bad i do admin a server)

Dig a really, really deep cave. Then hollow out a big room. Spell "sissy" in glowstone on the wall. Leave the cave. Put only a thin layer of dirt over the entrance. Hope no one finds it.

WoW again.

everytime you die put an ice cube up your ass

minecraft again

Inform everyone that, as of the more recent updates, you're considering putting the game on peaceful, because the Endermen are "just too hot," and they distract you from the game.

WoW again.

you gotta inform anyone in the area that you are gunna "rage on every boaryou see then spend 20 minutes killing boars

still minecraft

make a house that from a birds eye view says i wear thongs and then invite your friends to join you in the house .... hope they dont look at it from above haha :) ....

i play andy of the total war games, sins of a solar empire or mario kart (ill play you while doing this dare if you chose :) )

For every time you don't win 1st place in mario kart, you lose a peice of clothing.

I don't have access to my normal games, but I have an account on Club Penguin for dares! I will do any dare on Club Penguin (please keep it personal to me, I would like to keep the account so I can continue using it, not lose it for one dare! In other words, no 'inappropriate' words or actions on the site;))

Do the card battle thing. each time you lose, you have to spank yourself 10 times on each cheek. Play the card battle 10 times total.

WoW for me.

hmmmmm do zul grub with a group and each time you die is an item of clothing you have to remove if you are naked you have to put on an item of female clothing for each extra time you die. stay in whatever you have on at the end for 2 hours.

my game is mario kart (ill play against you if you want) , sins of a solar empire or a total war game.

for mario kart, play ten races on whatever would be the hardest difficulty. for every win you must cum, for every loss you must spank yourself once for each second you were behind the first place winner.

my game is modern warfare 3