R is for race. You'll have a masturbation-race. See how fast you can cum. For every second you need, spank yourself twice on both your balls and your ass.

Totally didn't get the meaning of this thread, sorry...

R is still for race. But this time as in race car. Try and put a race car up your ass. :D
Also do the first one, if you want. ;)

S is for snack. get a hostest twinkie or ding dong and before you eat it insert it in your pussy(ass if guy) and cum once.

T is for...
 

T is for toothpaste, lube up 10 ice cubes with toothpaste then hold them in for 15 minutes, if you cant, pee one 10 more ice cubes then insert them for as long as you can.

U
 

U is for ungulate (hoofed animal)

Take a hunk of meat, trimmed for fit and insert it.
Cooked or raw is your choice, must be seasoned. Either use your usual seasoning, or let whoever cooked it decide.

You do not have to eat it. That's gross.


Limits: blood or poop
I'm straight male
Have dildos, butt plugs, inflatable plug, and other household implements.

V is for vegetable a zucchini

W is for water sports...put the shower hose up your ass with warm water running for as long as you can stand it.

X is for x-dressing. make your self look pretty and judge yourself while wearing clothes and makeup from the opposite sex.

Dude its for insertions..

Just to keep it going, redo x? XI, as in roman numerals. 11 objects of your choice.

Ouch!!! Ok!

Y is for...yard. Find something that is a yard (36 inches/ 91cm) or more long and attempt to insert it first in your pussy and then your ass. Obviously you wont get it all in but trying to control something so long could be a challenge!

Next still goes to Dice7, Just wanted to mention, I plan on using a hockey stick :-) Done it before, very interesting.

Z is for zebra and they have tails so putt the cord off a dressing gown up your ass like a tail

A is for AppleCore. core and apple and insert the core up your ass.

B is for banana, insert 3 bananas and hold them for an hour and a half.

C is for Cum in this case Frozen cum, you will cum in a condom or other container and then freezer it,once it is frozen completely insert it in your ass till it melts and leaks out on its own.