So here's a cool little thing: I'm like Bi or Pan or something. There have also been girlfriends in the past and as it happens we currently have one of those and (all going well) I'm going to be stuck with her the rest of my life!

1. What's the last book you read?
2. When's the last time you cried and why?
3. What's the kindest thing you did this week?
4. What's the meanest thing you did this year?
5. Have you ever given a wedgie and if so what's the story?
6. Have you ever gotten a wedgie and if so what's the story?
7. On a scale of 1 to 10 how ticklish are you?
8. Have you ever sat on someone's face? What do you think of it/the idea?
9. What's your PhD in?
10. How messy is your room?
11. Do you bake cakes, or else how do you obtain your marzipan fix?
12. How would you approach giving a spanking (assuming it's a punishment rather than funishment)? Implement? Position? Pacing? Force? Lecturing? Emotions?