No, I've always been a night owl, but almost all of my jobs have always been morning jobs.. ugh

I can, some... like, playing with my nipples can cause an erection, but I don't think it would go further than that. Like I doubt I could ever have an orgasm or anything from just nipple play.

Well, it may have been worded as two questions, but I answered it as one :)

I forget, which ones makes my hair luxurious and shiny again?

Sadly, I do not :(

I think I have that classified under "Poop my pants scary" under the sub-category "No thank you ma'am"

Do you actually own a pair of 3D glasses?

Do you play WoW with anyone on gD?

What is your all-time favorite game? (It can be board games, card games, consoles, etc.)

Are you still in touch with your childhood friend(s)?

If everything you can think/imagine of turns into real life, what kind of pizza would you have/make?

Why are you such an awesome little monkey?

Can I hear you speak 'Bad English'?

Have you ever climbed a tree as a kid/young-adult?

Do you/what type of sports have you played/participated in?

Favorite episode of/moment in Friends so far?

Urk.. this will be painful to my head:
Idk, why wud ya want ta hear that. I's just sittin' here in my house where I stays wit' ma bro. Jus' chillin'. Y ya gotta come at me like dat? Ya wanna go?

Yes I did, a lot, I was a ... dare I say it ... monkey.. HA.. didn't' see that one coming did you?

Hmm.. Is bowling a sport? I was in a league once

At the end of "The One With the Fake Monica" (which I just finished watching), when Joey goes on stage for an audition:
"Name"
"Holden McCrotch"

Question Set #1

1. Ever had an orgasm just from anal play?
2. Do you remember an emberassing moment when you were a child?
3. Rather be Plugged for a Week or No touch for a Week?
4. Ever ruined an orgasm accidentally?
5. Do you remember how you thought about BDSM before you experienced it?

Question Set #2

1. Ever had an orgasm just from humping something?
2. Are you afraid of heights?
3. Are you afraid of darkness?
4. Have you ever taken a nude picture of yourself?
5. Do you like edging?

Question Set #3
1. Would you describe yourself as a person who tries to be happy all the time?
2. You come into your room and see a spider on the wall ,what do you do?
3. What is the nearest object to your right ?
4. If you could make 1 change in the world , what would it be?
5. Rather be a Vampire or a bird?

Question Set #4
1. Would you kill a stranger if you would be paid 1 million euro for it? ( Not the killing itself just the decision about if he lives or not)
2. Rather have the ability to kill anyone with just thinking of it or have the ability to heal any illness with just touching the ill person, but youre unable to move if you choose the second.
3. Rather edge 100 times or have a ruined orgasm?
4. What is your least favorite thing about life itself?
5. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Question Set #5

1. Is your left elbow on the table right now?
2. How much do you know about computers?
3. How did you come to your username?
4. Do you like/liked school?
5. Do you have a favorite thread here on GD?

1. No, anal play is a limit for me right now
2. When I turned 16 I had a job delivering newspapers. When I got home from my route my whole family was outside waiting to throw water balloons at me. Then my older brother hid all my clothes except for some horribly mismatching stripes and just ugly clothes. I refused to wear them and made him give me my regular clothes back. I wasn't popular enough to try anything like wearing those to school.
3. No touch for a week (See answer #1)
4. Yes, For a previous Dom he had med edging for him until he said stop and I went just a little too far and had to ruin it.
5. It was always something that I had an overriding interest in!

1. No, I haven't.. unless you mean my ex wife.
2. Not if they are within reason
3. No, unless there's a table stalking my little toe at the time
4. Yes
5. Is there really any doubt as to my answer to this one? Yes, yes I do.
1. I do try!
2. How big is the spider? A smaller one, I'd just let it chill. A big one? I would leave, quickly, lock the door and never enter the room again
3. My cell phone
4. An end to hatred
5. Bird, a vampire may live longer but he lives a much more limited life, a bird is the definition of freedom
1. No
2. I'd rather have the ability to heal. I think as humans we all, at times, let our thoughts get away from us. Even if it's just while driving "You cut me off asshole, I hope you die!" No, I couldn't deal with that at all!
3. Edge 100 times
4. People who are assholes
5. No, not love... only lust
1. Nope, my right is on my desk, left is on my knee.
2. A lot, I work as Onsite IT at a major company I'm sure you've probably heard of
3. Laziness: colorado, plus sub, plus guy
4. I didn't when I was in it, but I wish I was there now
5. I really like the 'Loser has to' threads

Whats your favorite toy and why?

Best way to edge?

longest time you held an edge?

My favorite toy would probably be my handcuffs. I really like the feeling of being bound with them. Ironically, it's kind of freeing, when I'm wearing them I'm restricted to what I can do with them on, but that's ALL that can be expected of me at the time physically. I don't know if that's sense anywhere but in my head..

While talking to Miss Butterfly and Asslvr.

64 seconds.. and I'm struggling at that

Is it true that monkeys throw poo when they are angry or ornery!?

Why did you move your signature pic from the left to the right?

Should I photoshop your avatar to something funny?

Do you have any suggestion for the custom edge I will give you?

Longest time you have spent naked?

Would it be fair to earn reductions per questions?

Who do you like more Butterfly or asslvr?

Well, I didn't, I'm not in control of my sig anymore, you'd have to ask Miss Butterfly

You can if you want, there's no guarantee it will ever be put up however

Yes: be nice

Nothing special here, It's kind of boring but usually just overnight, while I'm sleeping.

Hmm, I wonder if Miss Butterfly and Mr Devious would consider that

Really? I love them both the mostest!