*imagine guy sitting there*
good dammit, i forgot to pay the electric bill again.
and OH GOD, those annoying ads again?

" not again damnit ! "

Why is Amaterasu standing over me?

Mythical creatures bring excitement.
 

Oh my God, it's a half human, half kitty! Mommy can we adopt it! Can we!

hehe, who is the tough guy now, huh?

You'll learn to love those enemas eventually.

Where is he? He's going to pay for this!

Enjoying the view up there?

I bet you would like me to pull these down further for you, wouldn't you sissy? Well this isn't for you, this is only for real men.

"look at my horse! my horse is amazing!...

damn it! my foot. my foot is amazing!"

"Sometimes I wish I could just ask her out." *shakes head*

"So, what are you here for?"

"Oh just hanging about"

Am I foxy enough for you?

Now do you like my underwear? I picked them just for you.

This is NOT what I meant with hooking me up.
Worst
dealer
ever