try using a vib in a frogtie bondage or cock ring srry idk if ur male or female im in wiered screen

Sitting in a chair upside down

golf club and all: http://scoregolf.com/Web-ImageBase/2...amilov-584.jpg

No golf clubs but you can give it a go

Then do the same pose, jsut without the golf club then, or use some other large stick

this

http://adultpersonalsfaq.com/wp-cont...-original1.jpg

http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/201...t_4_640_29.jpg

As close as you can get...

http://www.boobpedia.com/butler/imag...lson_fe_05.jpg

With something stuck up your ass.

The female:
http://vickyvirgin.com/c/g7/wild-job...on-145762.jpeg

http://www.glamourimages.net/baw/onl...ntyhose-04.jpg

on desk and all

http://kinseyconfidential.org/wp-con...sm-624x416.jpg Here ya go enjoy