You can cum but only if you do it while reading posts by Pupzboy and looking at his profile

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you can cum but only completely naked outside using just your little fingers

You can cum, but you may only touch your cock by reaching behind your back and between your legs

You may cum but you must have your hands bound behind your back before and during the orgasm.

you can cum but you must do it with your cock above your face

you can cum but you have you be squeezing your nuts when you do it

You can cum but only on your face.

you can cum but only while you have a dirty sock on your dick and a stuffed one in your ass

you can cum but you have to be use your non-dominant hand while watching gay porn

You can cum BUT must do so while wearing a soiled diaper.

you can cum but when only naked and with something in ur ass

You can cum, but only while your hands are tied behind your back

You must stick a hairbrush in your ass(handle only, of course), put clothespins on your nipples, and send me a picture of yourself in that position(face or no face, doesn't matter) before you can cum.

you can cum, but only by sticking your cock between your sofa cushions and humping the sofa

you can cum, but you may only touch your cock with the bristles of a toothbrush