• The Beatles were overrated

• I ordered viagra online i dont need it im juss curious

• i wish i could fuck my sister

• I want to be a mod.

• It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas AND I FEEL LIKE I'M 6 AGAIN!

• I'm an atheist and I love Christmas. You could say I rape Christmas. (Wow, this doesn't sound weird or anything... hi mum!) Anyway, yeah. CHRISTMAS IS SO GODDAMN SEXY.

• i wanna be a mod too (crys)

• ima firin mah lazors!
(Well done)

• SANTA ISN'T REAL.
But he still touched me.

• Listening to Christmas songs makes me cry. They remind me of when I was young. I used to listen to them all the time around Christmas. I would go to my grandma's house and spend Christmas Eve and Christmas day there. We would eat, exchange presents, and talk with the family. I miss that so much.

• I didn't think Trannsylvania was a real place

• I'm a 15 year old boy and I had sex for the first time yesterday and I need to know, is my ass always going to hurt this much?

• Im a 14 year old and in love with a teacher, i can hardly bear it. She's so perfect in everyway, but she doesn't know. I dream about her every night but just want a pure clean relationship with her. She's married, has 3 kids, and is totally devoted to her husband. I've had this infatuation for about a year now and i see her everyday. When I don't see her, I sing about her and pray that she thinks about me.

• I'm 23, and my nuts still don't hang down, they stay drawn up tight, and they arn't side by side, one is in front of the other, I don't have much sex drive.

• I can't swallow pills

• my girlfriend moved in with me and one day while she was at work i went thru her stuff and found a video of her having sex with one of her exboyfriend. i made a copy onto my laptop. i want to download it to the web but im nervous.
im jealous because he has a much bigger penis than mine.

I'm adicted to colouring by numbers :)

• My dad raped me when i was younger. I've never told anyone until my current girlfriend recently.

• When I was little I was raped by my cat 8 times

• I wish I knew how to become a mod on get dare. On every other site I've been on I have been some kind of mod or chaperon type thing. I always see people disobeying rules when not a single mod is in sight.

• I fell in love with my best friend, who I'd known since I was ten. He died when I was sixteen, and I had sex with his twin, because I missed him so much.
(:()

• My best friend's Mum tried to come onto me yesterday, she's single, she's sexy and she's a nice woman, what should I do?

• It's not really me in my avatar, hehe

O wow maybe should have spaced those 2 apart!

• I pity the fool!

• I am trying to get the comunity of this site to like me... but its hard, and thats what she said (I did not plan that out)
(HAI:D)

• i dont think my dick is growing any more i'm 15 and its not big

• I pretend to be a girl to get boys on cam
(I dislike you, dumbass)

• When I was 8 I had a best friend. He had a twin. We had a fight and never saw each other until I was 16. We started dating and he proposed when I was 17. On my 18th birthday we were to be married but when he was walking across the street from the deli he got hit by a car and died. I saw his twin, who looked so much like him, and couldn't let go. I loved him so much that the only thing I could do was to get with his twin. I didn't know his twin was a womanizer.

• i secretly have a crush on russle howard, he's HOT and cute and looks realy sweet :)

• I lost my virginity at age 10

• i have only ever kissed 1 boy

• I'm secretly turned on by the fact that i have my bfs' kidney inside me.

• I have had thoughts about biting off my bfs' meat spear and using it as a dildo.
(You can get replicas made, I think)

• I got my bf fired from his part-time job just so that i could spend more time with him.
(wth)

• I sometimes have sex with my bf when hes still asleep

• I am afriad of chicken blood

• I'm a girl and I really really really want to have sex with an other girl. I wouldn't mind haing sex with a girl before having sex with a boy at all. Girls are pretty <3 And bettyboop,you make me smile ^^
(:D)

• I have not seen all the Star Wars episodes.
(Me neither)

• There isnt any life after death coz the stig told me..:D

• I wan to have sexx on a trampoline.

• how r u become a mod???
(I'm not, and this isn't a secret) :facepalm:

• I love to be told what to do and the only reasons I like the subjects at school I do and do well in them because I have strict teachers. I need to be diciplined and dream about it all the time.

Thank you Miss Boop, now I feel better :)

• SANTA ISN'T REAL.
But he still touched me.


Hehe made me giggle for a while.

• When I was 15, a year ago, I lived next to a really hot 42 year old woman. I masterbated while sniffing her feet and I wish i'd gone further and let her be my Mistress, and have her make me worship her feet. I still masterbate to the time I convinced her to give me a foot massage.

• My boyfriend lives in Australia, and I think his accent is just the sexiest thing ever. But he absolutely hates his accent and loves my Michigan accent. :)

• I peed my pants

• I have never masturbated either

• i get boners just when kissing

• I love my foreign girlfriend so much, but I keep on thinking "what would of happened if I had kept going with my (foreign)ex" It really makes me sad.

• This forum reminds me of a dinner table.

• I don't need GetDare. GetDare needs me.

• The pixies are talking to me again

• i hate the people who keep starting arguments... try getting a life

• RE: "I don't need GetDare. GetDare needs me." - Fuck you.

• i dance to Barbie Girl in my mum's undiess

• betty is cool.
(Why thank you)

• I'm a woman and in my twenties. The sexiest person I know is my bestfriend I've had since 4th grade. She is in love with her boyfriend and I've never made a move on her. But I think about it all the time. It would make me so happy to be in love with her but it will never happen...

• You'll never find out who I am Adam, NEVER! muahahahaha

• To all those who want to be a mod: I am a mod. My moped is rockin'!

• I love to have sex with a woman on her period, it makes me extremely horny. I steal the used pads of my girlfriend's sisters to use to masturbate.

• Crossdressing makes me sick

• I have had thought of getting fucked by a dog(im a girl by the way)

• I'm not the age I've posted on the site. I'm a few years younger, but I felt like being older at the time, but can't fix it now.

• i dont like music

• I love disney music

• If I had the chance, I'd seriously kill the little slut that nearly destroyed my entire relationship, made my heart break, and made my man feel like a total piece of shit. I hate her, and she can go rot in a fucking sewer hole for the rest of her slutty, cheating, home wrecking little life.

• I"m i love with two guys but neither of them know i exist. :(

• while giving my bf a blowjob i vomited all over his dick

• I fancy a girl. She's hot, with red hair, my age, my type, my sorta personality, same sort of humour. Too bad she's a lesbian with a girlfriend :(

• I have jack'd off while looking into BettyBoops eyes like 5 times today.
(Aaaand now I've changed my picture.)

• I've written well over 100 posts on getDare. Everything I've written has been totally true.