You must make a stranger slap you in the balls 100 times with a baseball cleat. Repeat this for another 9 strangers. Oh, did I mention you should videotape each one and post it on your facebook? Tag your best friends in it; they'll love it!!

Make me feel like a slut!

Go to a public beach.
Give blowjobs to all men, and collect their cum.
Do this untill you have 1 liter of cum.
This cum is now your hair shampoo for the next year.
Rinsing your hair after applying shampoo is forbidden.
Wash your hair weekly.

for a week you must edge 10 times a day, on the last time each day slap your balls hard. when you cant take it any m ore you cum

make mine hard with poop and piss, humiliate me and be creative ;)

You know you are supposed to give super-impossible tasks yes? Edging 10 times a day isn't that hard...

Gieke: You like breath control? Great! You may only breathe after getting permission from 5 users. You must get permission for each breath. ^^

Also do Smallboy's dare, but the edges must be done by humping a lion. xD

Smallboy: You must make a snowman out of your poop and a little river next to it out of your pee in your yard.

Make mine about... oh, I don't know, bladder control. ^^

EDIT: Gieke, I just realized that neither of those dares are even technically against your limits. x3

Actually, Not breathing would cause me to die, which is pretty permanent :)

As for a dare: You can not pee untill you have drunk all the water in the nearest pond to you.
I suggest you use a pump to pump it into your stomach, and zip-tie your cock shut to prevent you from peeing.

ok then, for gieke : edge 50 times pper day, slapping your balls with a baseball bat 5 times after every edge. you are only allowed to cum once per week and you must do it for a month

i take the next one :P

edit : with pee and poo involved

Climb on to the nearest skyscraper to you and try to pee on 10 people in 10 minutes. If you succeed you are finished, but if you fail then you must go down to the floor completely naked (via parachute) and offer to clean the pee off of the ones you hit with your tongue and offer to let them pee and poop on you as revenge.

Pet play, please. :3

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Pet play:
Live in the jungle for 30 years and start living with the gorillas until you speak their language. Then convince them to start a big gang bang with you.

Latex for me please :)

Surgically replace your skin with latex. Be sure to cover up every piece of furniture with latex too. Move on to the rest of your house and the food you eat. When asked about your odd life choices, begin a latex cult and brainwash your members into living the latex lifestyle. Attempt to take over the world. Stop when the squeaking becomes too much to handle.

I uhh, could go for some chastity play.

Sew shut your butt and remove that clit of yours.

Surprise me

weld your toes together with iron

This anal loving whore dares you to stop breathing for a week.

I want a dare to do with my girlfriend

Stab your girlfriend to death with a rusty butcher knife.

I'll take a pain dare.

Cut your dick and balls off. Make it into a necklace and wear it forever.

Cock sucking for me