Nono, it's the one with the saggy ass.
She drinks rootbeer and smokes the grass.

Yes, the one that's a devout Catholic Nun
Who deals pills n powder for fun

Then who was your aunt that got groped in the dark,
While the rest of the lads played cricket in the park?

That would be aunt Stella, the gypsy queen.
Honestly the ugliest bat you've ever seen.

And as for Rodney, her hot little sister,
Is it really true she was born a mister?

Indeed she was born as a rather large man.
Then one day he decided to throw his nuts into the frying pan.

And now she's such a hit
With her extra chesticle bits

I wish you would take some time
And make sure your couplets rhyme

I've got to agree with Runesmith on this one.
Otherwise the fun of this game would be gone.

Lest people think we are intellectual runts,
Let's start discussing academic stunts

"'Tis what shall be" said the master in a fit of rage,
Her cheeks puffed red, as she got locked in her cage.

On the bank of the Moskva, along Tverskaya street
Comes a Noviy Russkiy, in this game to compete

But "the Belgians are the bravest off all Gallians" a Roman warlord once said.

He really didn't knew them at all, i'll bet.

Today Belgian women show their creamy tits in plunging decolletes
While the once feared warriors make sea-horse shaped chocolates

According to the great German tale, Hildi got rescued by her savior.

The legend should mention that she was extremely attracted to his masochistic behavior.