#299

Kick yourself in the groin as hard as you can. If you are not capable of kicking yourself in the groin, punch yourself as hard as you can instead.

#300 (302?)


While naked, write 150 lines – “I am a failure at dares”. You have twenty minutes. For every line you don't complete, you get to spank yourself 15 times. (Amount of lines not completedX15=Number of spanks)

301

Do 40 crunches while naked.

302
 

302 - you must first take all you cloving off and then roll a dice to tell you what underwear you will waer to do this dare

1: boxers
2: full bottomed knickers
3: thong
4: nappy
5: you get to wear what ever underwear you want
6: reroll

now you know what underwear to wear you must put them on and wee and poop yourself.

- you are only aloud to wear your messed underwear and a top and socks for this dare no wearing pants!!! -

now you must roll to see how long you have to stay like that

1: you can clean up right away
2: 15 mins
3: 30 mins
4: 2 hours
5: 5 hours
6: you have to keep them on till you sleep and you can change in the morning

303
 

#303
Stand in the corner for how long?
1:10 mins
2:20 mins
3:30 mins
4:45 mins
5:Reroll and double your time
6:5 mins

You'll be naked.

During your cornertime:
1:Something stuck up anally
2:wash your mouth out with soap. No spitting till corner time is over.
3:Masturbate, but not allowed to release until an hour after corner time
4:Apply tooth paste or bengay (anything that will give it a good sting) apply to genitals.
5:Pick two
6:all of the above

304.

Cum on the toilet seat and eat it.
Girls re roll.

# 305
Take of your underwear and put it in your mouth for 1 hour :p

306. If male, put a condom on your penis and stick a vibrator bullet/egg in there too. Let it vibrate for 35 minutes and change the settings every 5 minutes by one.
If female, reroll twice.

P.S. First post so... >.<

307. You must post in whichever person above topic is at the top in its section.

308. You are to send a picture of your genitals to 3 Getdare members.

309. Everytime somebody says your name in the next 24 hours you must answer with a "Meow".

310. change your avatar to your face

311.
For the next week you must tie a bucket or other container to your balls whenever you shower. Any water which enters the container must be left in until you finish showering. If you tip out the water before you've finished showering you must immediately do 25 squats.

312. I dare you to listen to 3 hours of just 1 song.

314 I dare you to listen to Nyan Cat to 30 minutes while masturbating.