Yes. Replace it with a smaller one

Can I do a faproulette?

Yes, you may. But you need to do three of them.
I was dared to listen to Rebecca Black's Friday. May I please stop and listen to something else?

No now you must listen to it for a week
Can I masturbate

No but you may ask for permission after five more people post in this thread.
May I cum?

Yes you may only if you eat it all
May I sleep normally tonight

No you must crossdress
can I sleep normak yonihht

Nope!!

Can I wear the underwear of my choosing?

Yes, but you have to wedgie yourself and keep it there until it naturally undoes itself, or you absolutely have to pull it down.

May I play with my gurl pussy?

Only if you can find a cock to look at while you do.

May I go pee?

Only if you do it in a glass and pour it over your head after

May I go to sleep?

Sure, if you haven't already!

May I masturbate tonight?

Only if you're wearing a bra.

Please may I diaper up without taking an enema?

Yes, but not allowed to change before it is messy

May I go to bed early this weekend?

Of course.. May i remove a link from my signature?

Im feeling nice, yes you can.

May i have milk tonight?