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Leopard 01-02-2011 03:39 AM

[21:28:44] Damiannnnnn420: sp zombie song i dare u to listen its awesome
[21:30:14] Damiannnnnn420: toster stroodles are orgasms in a f*n pastry
[21:32:47] Damiannnnnn420: please type your full name under 666 youwill give me your soul 666___________
[21:33:44] Damiannnnnn420: we have a horse any dares


[21:36:09] Damiannnnnn420: what of my neighbors horse any dares i lost a bet must do what u say
[21:37:12] Damiannnnnn420: u know id raher keep my finger so help me out

SlutPuppy 01-02-2011 05:13 PM

[01:58:17] muffinfairy: -has a quick check on plut's strawberries and wanders

off again-
[01:58:43] Leopard: >>
[01:59:49] Leopard: she's watering them

[02:12:45] Aivey: I like plahying with Leopard pee
[02:13:14] Loman: <.<
[02:13:23] Aivey: I do :3
[02:13:25] Aivey: :D
[02:13:27] Aivey: it's fun
[02:13:33] Aivey: it even glows in the dark


02:53:05] Leopard: about my penis sneaking out at night and sunbathing
[02:53:14] Leopard: and fucking nighttime wandering pussies like a real
hardcore dick


03:33:43] SlutPuppy: -pees on leo-
[03:33:47] SlutPuppy: look i'm watering you
[03:33:49] SlutPuppy: :D
[03:34:00] Stellz: Maybe his Lep will grow
[03:34:32] megafury: whats a lep?
[03:34:42] Leopard: My penis.

16:06:18] Leopard: who wants to see my penis
[16:06:25] Tiger: me
[16:06:26] SlutPuppy: if it's a talking bird who skateboards and can sing, then
yes
[16:06:29] Dare861: I removed the al
[16:06:36] Dare861: I removed the album, then replaced the picture
[16:06:43] SlutPuppy: i dont wanna go find a magnifying glass, leo...
[16:07:00] Tiger: hahahahahahahah
[16:07:07] Tiger: leo is teeny
[16:07:16] Tiger: he can't be smaller than loke...
[16:07:42] BettyBoop: I deleted the album, member privacy and all that. He
couldn't do it himself.
[16:07:48] BettyBoop: Someone made a thread on that
[16:07:57] Ranzid: leo was large enough for me to hang my coat on when he
was my sub for the day...
[16:07:57] BettyBoop: Leo is teeny?
[16:08:05] Stix: what album?
[16:08:06] BettyBoop: Leo is huge, it's a well known fact.
[16:08:07] SlutPuppy: Lool
[16:08:17] Leopard: ^ betty knows
[16:08:22] Ranzid: and i have big coats
[16:08:31] Tiger: nuhuh
[16:08:50] Ranzid: i do ... my coats are like Paddington bears
[16:09:16] Ranzid: strangely I also like marmalade sandwiches
[16:09:31] Star Shadows: He is
[16:09:49] Jennyslv: Penis.

Glowfly 01-02-2011 06:40 PM

[19:20:54] jonasdn: you need a tinychat-room with all penises up so that a final ruling can be made
[19:21:07] Jennyslv: Trust me, Leo beats all.
[19:21:29] Pingu: Leo's is on his head thus making him a dickhead.
[19:21:43] Jennyslv: No he has two.
[19:21:50] Jennyslv: One on his head and another one...

Leopard 01-02-2011 06:42 PM

WHY ARE THEY ALL ABOUT MY PENIS?!


o.o

Glowfly 01-02-2011 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leopard (Post 378223)
WHY ARE THEY ALL ABOUT MY PENIS?!


o.o

It just seems to come up a lot in conversation xD
It's your fault for having one!

Woof 01-04-2011 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by softeyes (Post 376921)


[01:41:20 PM] Kage: We usually talk about mutilating each other; slitting throats, tearing flesh apart... drink blood, etc. It's fun.
[01:41:59 PM] Kage: And my ever struggle to obtain the ultimate key.
[01:42:35 PM] Kage: Can you guess what this "ultimate key" is?
[01:43:39 PM] Kage: No, the "ultimate key" is the key that unlocks Kitty's panties. ;)
[01:44:08 PM] Kage: Sadly, I have yet to obtain it... It's so small and delicate... It will take a while to find it. :D
[01:44:26 PM] Kage: But, I'm a patient and strong-willed person. I will prevail.



When did this happen?

LilAngel 01-04-2011 02:04 AM

[19:21:29] Pingu: Leo's is on his head thus making him a dickhead.

That one is is just amazing. And true!

Leopard 01-04-2011 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kittykatmeow~ (Post 379453)
When did this happen?

I remember this, but not when it was.


[07:46:28] deschut: theres no mounties in England ;)
[07:46:28] Leopard: but the stupid frenchy part
[07:46:34] Leopard: there are beefeaters tho
[07:46:35] deschut: not even mountains :P
[07:46:35] Stellz: I NEED ENGLISH MENS
[07:46:40] Leopard: those are about as bad
[07:46:40] SlutPuppy: Quebec
[07:46:41] SlutPuppy: XD
[07:46:44] Leopard: OMG
[07:46:48] Leopard: theyre called mounties cos
[07:46:51] Leopard: of mountains?
[07:46:52] SlutPuppy: Is the only place that speaks french
[07:46:57] Leopard: i thought they rode stuff, like mounted moose
[07:46:59] deschut: Quebec sounds like a bad frog :P

LilAngel 01-04-2011 02:48 AM

[20:41:38] Leopard [»] LilAngel: How the hell have I managed to play with this many real girls
[20:42:06] LilAngel [»] Leopard: maybe they're all fake. maybe they all are the same person toying with you
[20:42:16] LilAngel [»] Leopard: maybe they're all me
[20:42:38] Leopard [»] LilAngel: I was talking about girls ive seen on cam or heard on voice
[20:43:17] LilAngel [»] Leopard: maybe i have trillions of dollars worth of porn tapes on standby ready to be played when you ask
[20:43:31] LilAngel [»] LilAngel: maybe im a con artist manipulating you to think my voice is different
[20:43:35] Leopard [»] LilAngel: ..what if theyre not doing porn
[20:43:52] LilAngel [»] Leopard: maybe i have millions of other footage as well
[20:44:03] Leopard [»] LilAngel: Why do you have so much footage of girls writing my name on themselves
[20:45:45] LilAngel [»] Leopard: maybe i pay them to cam for you. maybe i have thousands of girl in my house ready for you to play with
[20:46:51] Leopard [»] LilAngel: ..I'm okay with that
[20:47:07] LilAngel [»] Leopard: exactly.


Maybe...

Leopard 01-04-2011 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LilAngel (Post 379470)
[20:41:38] Leopard [»] LilAngel: How the hell have I managed to play with this many real girls
[20:42:06] LilAngel [»] Leopard: maybe they're all fake. maybe they all are the same person toying with you
[20:42:16] LilAngel [»] Leopard: maybe they're all me
[20:42:38] Leopard [»] LilAngel: I was talking about girls ive seen on cam or heard on voice
[20:43:17] LilAngel [»] Leopard: maybe i have trillions of dollars worth of porn tapes on standby ready to be played when you ask
[20:43:31] LilAngel [»] LilAngel: maybe im a con artist manipulating you to think my voice is different
[20:43:35] Leopard [»] LilAngel: ..what if theyre not doing porn
[20:43:52] LilAngel [»] Leopard: maybe i have millions of other footage as well
[20:44:03] Leopard [»] LilAngel: Why do you have so much footage of girls writing my name on themselves
[20:45:45] LilAngel [»] Leopard: maybe i pay them to cam for you. maybe i have thousands of girl in my house ready for you to play with
[20:46:51] Leopard [»] LilAngel: ..I'm okay with that
[20:47:07] LilAngel [»] Leopard: exactly.


Maybe...

[20:47:07] LilAngel [»] Leopard: exactly.
[20:47:41] Leopard [»] LilAngel: So you're doing it all to perv on me on cam?
[20:48:32] LilAngel [»] Leopard: Maybe.

BettyBoop 01-07-2011 04:09 PM

[02:03:13] sweetsong: I thought Pingu was a girl for a while
[02:03:28] BettyBoop: We all did
[02:03:33] Stellz: Was a girl?
[02:03:37] Stellz: Is a girl.
[02:03:54] Stellz: A smoking hot girl that loves to humiliate boys


[18:43:08] Leopard: I want some Betty in me

[02:05:24] Stellz: Sweet never wear protection.
[02:05:33] Stellz: She's impregnated me several times.


[23:55:59] LilAngel: LEO IS HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING AND PERVERTED AND TROUBLESOME AND POOFACE

[22:14:35] Leopard: fuck me grandpa, fuck me spank me!

[22:54:10] BettyBoop: Pingu is really into incest.
[22:54:18] BettyBoop: That's all he ever talks about with me.
[22:54:39] Stellz: And bestiality.
[22:54:47] Stellz: Pingu loves donkeys.
[22:55:00] BettyBoop: That too
[22:55:04] BettyBoop: Especially donkey incest.
[22:55:21] Stellz: Brother and sister donkeys
[22:55:26] Stellz: And Pingu.
[22:55:31] Stellz: And his brother.
[22:55:47] BettyBoop: Pingu is into incest and bestiality. Specifically brother and sister donkeys


[20:14:20] Stix: me and leopard are like two penises in a bum

Leopard 01-07-2011 04:44 PM

[10:43:06] BettyBoop: I just imagined fireworks made of cum
[10:43:19] sweetsong: You would
[10:43:19] Stix: [23:43:05] sweetsong: *strokes Bella's erection*
[10:43:21] Rant: I imagined fireworks shooting out of a penis.
[10:43:23] BettyBoop: Imagine if that went off above you
[10:43:32] BettyBoop: I'd actually kill someone

Pingu 01-07-2011 05:16 PM

[00:14:22] Leopard: I cant wax myself
[00:14:39] Pingu: You get your housemate to do it for you
[00:14:44] Pingu: no wonder you smell of him
[00:14:48] Leopard: No, I shave
[00:15:03] Pingu: You shave him?
[00:15:04] Pingu: I see
[00:15:09] Leopard: I did that too

[00:26:18] Glowfly: Yes, I recently learned how to fly : D
[00:26:50] sweetsong: Flying sounds fun
[00:27:09] pothuthic: Agreed
[00:27:32] Glowfly: ‹@sweetsong› It is very fun, you can scare people from behind >.>
[00:28:41] Pingu: There's another way you can scare people from behind
[00:28:42] sweetsong: That's my favorite kind of scaring

BettyBoop 01-07-2011 05:29 PM

[23:43:05] sweetsong: *strokes Bella's erection*

[00:02:28] hcfist: Ok im going slep God night everybody
[00:02:40] Leopard: God night to you, sir
[00:02:51] CharlyBelles: God night dude
[00:03:25] BettyBoop: slep well


[2011-01-08 00:10:14] BettyBoop: Leo has a beard?
[2011-01-08 00:10:23] CharlyBelles: in his pants
[2011-01-08 00:10:36] sweetsong: *giggles*
[2011-01-08 00:10:52] Leopard: *looks down*
[2011-01-08 00:10:54] BettyBoop: Beards are for Pirates and Santa.
[2011-01-08 00:11:02] BettyBoop: TRIM YOUR PUBES.
[2011-01-08 00:11:04] BettyBoop: Gosh.

BettyBoop 01-07-2011 05:32 PM

[2011-01-08 00:11:28] Pingu: You've seen Leo's pubes?
[2011-01-08 00:11:33] Pingu: It's all coming out now
[2011-01-08 00:11:38] Pingu: Maybe even literally

[2011-01-08 00:11:38] BettyBoop: Charlotte can't wax her own pubes because she is a wuss
[2011-01-08 00:11:50] Leopard: DO YOU WAX HERS FOR HER
[2011-01-08 00:11:50] CharlyBelles: shut your face bella
[2011-01-08 00:12:17] Leopard: I hope no one is copying all this


[00:15:54] BettyBoop: Where were you waxing Leo?
[00:15:59] Leopard: legs
[00:16:18] BettyBoop: Leo waxes his legs.
[00:16:29] Leopard: no I TRIED to
[00:16:35] Leopard: it was a disaster

[00:20:40] Leopard: So what was it like waxing another girls pubes
[00:20:54] CharlyBelles: not really a big deal tbh
[00:21:07] BettyBoop: It's easier than doing yourself so why not?
[00:21:10] sweetsong: Oh gosh, that makes you sound like you just pulled your penis out Leo
[00:21:11] Leopard: No sneaking fingers going astray?
[00:21:21] CharlyBelles: no
[00:21:22] BettyBoop: No.
[00:21:24] Star Shadows: O.O
[00:21:26] Leopard: why would I pull my penis out?


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