Be careful now, great is a bit of a stretch. They havent been great in like 6 years

Sure whatever you say propel hater.

If you were money, what would you like to be spent on?

Which celebrity over 70 would you fuck, if you ABSOLUTELY needed to choose?

Do you consider yourself a healthy person? If yes, why? Either way - what's the most unhealthy thing you've ever eaten?

What constitutes good lemonade - more or less than 3% Beyonce?

If you had to choose a position for suspension bondage, which would you prefer?

Which is your favourite testicle?

What's your favourite joke?

How well endowed are you? If you're comfortable doing so, give a measurement to the nearest half a millimetre.

What's the biggest thing you've ever put up someone else's ass?

What's you favourite dare you've ever given on here?

Favourite dare ever received on here?

How many different countries have you visited?

What is your dirtiest fantasy?

Celebrity gang bang involving 5 females and 5 males - who do you choose?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

What is your record for amount of times maturating in one day?

Finally, how much do you love me, on a scale of 6-10? Where 0 is 'not at all' and 6 is 'you'd definitely fuck me'.

Why can't you dance?

Why is your view on drinks so messed up?

How the hell do you manage to get all of these amazing asks? HAHA, so lemonade stands are only illegal if you do not have a business permit, or so I believe.

You know what are better than lemonade stands though? God damn Mexican fruit carts. You literally get fruit for slightly over the cost you'd pay to buy the fruit and you don't have to buy any of the larger fruits that might leave you with extra. Ever buy a watermelon and just eat half because you couldn't finish it all? That's why personal watermelons are so damn expensive.

Also, what are your favorite movies?

If you were money, what would you like to be spent on?
Investment, so there can be more money! :D
Which celebrity over 70 would you fuck, if you ABSOLUTELY needed to choose?
Jane Fonda, I had to research this one lol
Do you consider yourself a healthy person? If yes, why? Either way - what's the most unhealthy thing you've ever eaten?
Yeah I guess so, I actually have restrictions on stuff I eat. I don't drink or smoke or anything and I actually take care of my body. Probably a whole pizza with a liter of soda. I wanted to die after :P
What constitutes good lemonade - more or less than 3% Beyonce?
There is no good lemonade, and Beyonce sucks.
If you had to choose a position for suspension bondage, which would you prefer?
Not a bondage expert but I guess Shibari hanging style.
Which is your favourite testicle?
My right one because it doesn't randomly hurt as often.
What's your favourite joke?
How well endowed are you? If you're comfortable doing so, give a measurement to the nearest half a millimetre.
I have no idea what endowed means,
What's the biggest thing you've ever put up someone else's ass?
My dick, :P
What's you favourite dare you've ever given on here?
This one
Favourite dare ever received on here?
Don't have a particular one, too many goods ones to single out
How many different countries have you visited?
USA, Canada, UK, Bahamas, and Pakistan so 5 so far but I really wanna go to more eventually
What is your dirtiest fantasy?
Having Bleona in my dungeon being forced to drink propel water while I do all sorts of sexual acts to her :P
Celebrity gang bang involving 5 females and 5 males - who do you choose?
Males:
1 Adam Levine
2 Tom Hardy
3 Chris Pine
4 Jesse Williams
5 Lewis Hamilton

Females:
1 Keira Knightley
2 Emma Stone
3 Freema Agyeman
4 Sophie Turner
5 Taylor Swift
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Perhaps a raven is, despite common belief, made of wooden material?
What is your record for amount of times maturating in one day?
Once lol, can't masturbate more than once a day.
Finally, how much do you love me, on a scale of 6-10? Where 0 is 'not at all' and 6 is 'you'd definitely fuck me'.
A solid 8. :)

Because I'm a loser and I have no friends :-<

I honestly don't know, you obviously haven't found the lord and savior Kiwi Strawberry Propel.

I wouldn't call most of these asks amazing :P

I don't really watch movies but my favorite movie of all time is The Blues Brothers.

My other favorite movies are
Star Wars
Lord of the Rings
The Matrix

Am I not your friend?

Based on your answer to the money question (investment), I can tell you're a guy who likes to make more of himself through derivatives. AKA you're probably a slut. Just kidding, or am I?

What do you think of the recent Marvel movies?

What song would you consider your theme song?

Yes but you always call me loser :<<<<<<<

Oh yeah I'd totally be a slut if I could :P

I didn't watch them. I'm not interested in most movies, plus they didn't really seem entertaining to me. I love the Netflix Marvel Series though, that shit is awesome. I can't wait for Luke Cage at the end of this month.