you get the coin but the machine eats your money

i wish i could throw discus farther then my friend

Wish granted, unfortunately you throw discuses so far that you hit your true love in the head giving him/her a concussion and thus giving them amnesia.

I wish that indecent exposure was not illegal.

wish granted but everyone who lives near you moves away and are replaced by 80year old dudes

i wish i had go-faster stripes

wish granted but they are a horrible colour

i wish to pass my science exam tomorrow

Wish granted: you pass with flying colours, but the jocks think you're a geek and they beat you up

I wish someone would call.

Wish granted but you are caught cheating and have to do tests everyday for a week.

I wish i could be the perfect little sissy for a week.

Wish granted. But it rains the entire time.

I wish I don't have homework. :D

wish granted but you have school for 12 hours a day

i wish could live forever

Wish granted, but you'll get so sick, rigor mortis will set in before you are really dead.

I wish there were no emo wannabe´s

Wish granted....There now all dead

I wish my life was perfect

Wish granted, your life is perfect...perfectlly awful!

I wish that there could be a real-life get together of all the members of getdare.

Your wish is granted.
Unfortunately the only space big enough available on such short notice is inside Mt. Krakatoa.
Wich is a volcano, in case you're wondering. Doubt too many people will show...

I wish SOMEONE's parent(s) - you know who you are - would stop acting like assholes and start acting like actual parents.

wish granted nut they treat you like you are 2

i wish i had xray vision