• I think at least three of the girls on getdare are hot, but I'd never tell them because I value integrity over pervertedness. But yeah, they're pretty hot.

• I cheated in my girlfriend with one of her best friends. Had sex twice this friend while while my girlfriend was away on a business trip.
(Douche, sorry, I was trying to remain impartial but that is horrible.)

• I wish that I would have more girlfriends. I haven't had many.

• I am going to commit suicide this week.
(Please don't, try and think on the bright side, speak to your family, speak to anyone. This doesn't have to be the only option.)

• Looking at a cow makes me get hard.

• Sometimes I will put my finger up my butt and smell it at night.

• Sometimes I want to slice people who consistently can't spell up into little pieces- and then use them to punctuate sentences.
(LOL)

• This is for all those who posted here that are in pain. I know it hurts, you feel alone, sad, there seems to be no end to it. All you want is to feel, for all of this meaningless life to be over; its flawed and disgusting and deserves to just be deleted. But your not alone, this thread should proof enough of that. There and many like you. And you may feel worthless, but infact you are invaluable, for you are loved. It may not seem like it, but there is ALWAYS someone who loves you, even if you cant/dont want to see it. You Are Loved. NEVER forget that. The Beateles knew the purpose of life all along, "All you need is love" And if you look closely, you'll see that this world is overflowing with it.

• I'm not buying you a present for Christmas because I don't like you. Yet I will expect something from you.

• I was sexually molested as a child,more than once. Raped as an adult. I think this is why when I go out I tend to tease men and disappear. I need to feel control over something in my life that has no control.

• I am from the United States and have never left the country EVER. I am old.

• BettyBoop is really kinda sexy.
(mmkay)

• Once when I was like 10 or something me and my friend got naked and went to sleep with each other. Still, up to now, nobody knows about it.

• I am scared of the dark so I have to have a night light on.

• I wish I could lick my penis, like a dog can do with ease.

• I am going to poop in a bag and deliver it to someone's front door. I am planning who I shall do it to.
(ew)

• i havnt finished puberty

• agrees BettyBoop is rather sexeh :)

• I hate Ginger kids. And it's all dwn to Cartman!!

• I've posted at least one secret to this just for shock value - It isn't true.

• i have never had a girlfriend. nobody likes me, and they think i am ugly

• I fancy my best friend and I want to play tord with him but I don't know how to ask him :(

• I masterbate 3x a day. 5x on good days. And 6x on great days. I'm a horny little bitch.

• I was in yr5 and he was in yr6. I slept at his house and we shared a bed. He slept in his briefs and I had PJs on. But I gt curious and decided to lose my PJs. Then I desperately tried to slip HIS underwear off. Bt I was too scared :( I wish I had.

• getdare i feel like everyone dislikes me. i feel like no one wants to talk to me.

• i really wish you would've picked me over yourself. selfish boy.

• i came so close having sex last night, what was i thinking?

• I wish I could just read minds for a day, you know?

• I hate homosexuals but I get turned on by guys getting it on. Is that strange?

• I work in a college, I would fuck at least 3 students If there was not my girlfriend

• I am absolutely terrified of the biggest city in the state even though I drive through it pretty frequently. There are TONS of killings, rapes, armed robberies, etc. and I'm afraid I will be one of them.

• i had sex with my sister last week

• I love bondage.

• You should really stop changing your picture so often..
(No)

• I'm so damn paranoid of every little thing it's frustrating!

• I have secretly always wanted to get kicked in the balls but I can't really just go ASK someone to do it so I haven't.

• I feel ignored in real life. I wish someday, someone other then my close friends would talk to me. But I know when that day happens, I wont know what to say back

• I want to try having a real life mistress or have a gay sex experience!

• I'm gay now.

• when i was little i barfed in my moms room and blamed it on my brother

• I think my cousin's wife is so sexy; I would have sex with her.

• I once did a bit of dog play, where I put as many average sized marbles up my ass at night time, then crawled outside on all fours, dug a hole in dirt with my hands & feet and shat the marbles out and buried them.

• The reason my family is in chaos is because of me.

• getdare gets on my nerves or should i say the members do but I wont leave

Some of these are just crazy!

Its almost like this should become an agony aunt thread!

• when i said your mum, i wasnt joking. i actally kissed her.

• im bisexual

• I've had fantasies of sleeping with a few of my cousins... and for a period, even my father.

• I'm 15. My 18 year old sister and her 2 best friends made me their sissy slave. I am writing this naked with my sister's feet round my cock, and I will be allowed to clean my sister's feet with my tongue after writing this. I'm wearing my slutty schoolgirl clothes, and cannot wait to suck my sister's smelly toes. I love my Mistresses.

• i cum into a sock when i wank

• This thread somewhat depresses me. It makes me think that getDare is filled with creeps and emos. And then I start thinking if I am a creep or an emo. If I am healthy.

• I don't tie my shoes every day.

• I think all cats are plotting against me
(Me too!)

• i piss in da shower

• I wear my mum's knickers sometimes because I'm too afraid to get some for myself. Could anyone help me out and send some?

• I have been ordered by my Mistresses to post again here. After cleaning my sister's feet throughly, I was made to clean my other Mistresses feet too. My sister peed on their feet first, and I had to lick it up. I didn't like the taste much, so I was allowed to drink Mistress Samantha's pussy juice after I brought her to orgasm. After this is posted, my sister will make me cum 3 times without stopping, while my other Mistresses are going to torture my body, and my balls; Samantha will be fingering my ass too.

• I've never told my parents I am gay and I am 34 now.

Drink? Seriously? Fantasy land!

Well they are entertaining if anything!

• I was famous a few years ago on the chess team. I was in first place all season until the very last tournament when I had to play the guy in second place. Even though he beat me, I had tons of people coming up to me, complimenting me and saying that they looked up to me since I was the only girl ever to get in the top 10. Since I did so good, I qualified for the national tournament and made it into the top 25. (I even got ranked higher than the guy that beat me!)

• Religion on getDare is stupid. End of.

• i hate myself

• I am planning to starve myself for a while so I can be thin

• i am wearing girls panties

Some of these are very weird ( creeepy )