You guys are all really evil, forcing some poor person to lick your dirty butt! :D

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

lick clean

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

drink piss

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

important call

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

free blowjobs

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

gentical pic

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

tied naked

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

butt plug

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

both penis and vagina

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

blind naked

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

suck off random dicks

Would I rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

I love getting rimjobs so I go with the second one

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

Actually I did the first option for real. It was fun and I would do it again.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

I would go with the smaller audience, so I chose the phone call.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

Easy one. I love giving blowjobs.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

I prefer to be anonymous.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

Option 2 is too risky, so I go with option 1.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

Eeww, I don't want to think about where this tongue might go. So I chose the butt plug.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

I dream of a bigger cock, so definitely option 2.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

Did I mention that I love giving blow jobs? Option 2.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

Blow blow blow <3

1. Have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. Eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis

3. Receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience

4. Have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs"

5. Have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. Be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours

7. Be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day

8. Have the largest cock in the world.

9. Go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. Pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week)

yep
 

1. have a random person lick it clean for a week. yuck but yes

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis. Yes but wife & I both have had all varities of food shaped like sexual things.

3. have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
wife & I bth have had that happen


7. be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day. would love it

8. have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world. that could be cool sometimes

9. go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
Actually that has nearly always happen---- at most maybe 1-2 times ive had a no-sex date

10. by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
done it

1. have a random person lick it clean for a week.


2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis

3. have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs"

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm

6. tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina.

9. go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

10 new 'would you rather' questions for you. Please not only make a choice but explain your answer as well!

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.= random person lick it clean cuz it will feel better lol

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.= ice cream shaped penis i dont care who sees me

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.= receve hidden oral omg ive always dreamed of that

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.= sit in corner blindfoled with the sign lol id do it anyway

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.= passport pic with cum filled mouth omg it be so hot

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.= 69 position giving oral its my fave thing to do

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.= omg the tongue mmmm all that cum i could eat

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.= both penis n vagina id never leave the house

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.= naked blind date be very hot

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.= sucking off 2 random dicks per week mmmmm all that cum

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
I'll take the licking and keep on ticking

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
I'll take the ice cream bar and lick it to keep it from melting on my hand

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm .
I'll take the orgasmic phone call.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

I'll give the blowjobs even though I have never done one.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.
Gawk at my genitals all you want

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.
I'll take the hour of 69 any day

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.
I'll be the tongue.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.
Double your pleasure, double your fun. I'll take the hermaphrodite.


9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
Ooooohhh that's a tough one. I'll go for the normal date but it's ok if it gets naked later on. How's that for a compromise.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

I'll be the oral whore. I am a doer not a watcher. Can't imagine anything more boring than looking at dick pics 40 hours per week.
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1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.[/QUOTE]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
Wipe it with nettles and sandpaper. As much as I like having my ass hole licked during sex, I wouldn't want to subject a random person to lick it clean after taking a dump. I'd also be worried that this random person may spread something like herpes to me.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
The ice cream. Because I love ice cream.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
The phone call. I've already done it and managed to hide it in my voice. Hiding it in my face would be harder...

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.
Free blowjobs. I love giving blowjobs, and if there's no risk of STD's would gladly give them like this.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.
The anonymous genitals for sure.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.
The tied front to front for 12 hours. I do not want to risk having to eat pussy.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.
Hmmm... probably the butt plug.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.
The penis and vagina combo. It would give me another way to get fucked by men.
And whereas I'd like to be larger, I don't like the idea of being TOO large.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
As long as it is guaranteed to be consensual, the oral sex. Otherwise, the naked blind date.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
Either one sounds amazing, but if there is no guarantee it's STD free, then the pic rating.

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
random licking

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
ice cream

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
phone call

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.
blow jobs

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.
this is a great question. I'll go for passport

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.
probably the hour with a stranger

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.
tongue

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.
penis and vagina

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
normal date with oral

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
sucking off two dicks. Who's got time for 40 hours of rating?!??