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...you toad.
I like pizza, because... |
...pizza is awesome! *nomnomnom*
i need a shower because... |
. . . the voices told me so.
I never. . . |
... knew dogs weren't supposed to talk!
My cat was... |
...the reincarnation of Shaka Zulu.
When in doubt... |
...watch opera. :p
On my way home i... |
...saw a floating bear!
i always... |
forget to put on a condom
I took male enhancements because... |
My testicles were to big
i love ..... |
to destroy things
i want to... |
...eat some ice cream!
I can't..... |
.......shave my back
i wish i could.... |
...suck my cock
My mum has a ... |
...stomache cramp.
The rain caused... |
me to pee my pants!
I held my pee because... |
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