What color does the Flower bud this time of year?
What within the fall does the flower fear?

Yellow I am, but the Fall I fear
cause means Winter is near

A face and hands have I but nary an arm will you see.
What, pray tell, sort of creature this person be?

No need to wonder, nor to be shy
you're just a fox whose brain can fly

The answer of the riddle a clock to be sure,
Joy from it you had, perhaps. To boredom, a cure?

How can I not feel so bored
when still inside so painfully locked

Locked, restrained, in bondage you say?
How much I envy how you came this way!

Oh yes I am , feel cuffed on a chair
albeit impossible to cum in despair

Sounds pleasant and pleasing and delightful too!
Such opportunities as this for me are too few.

Pleasures as such are plenty when you engage
In proclivities such as masochism and bondage

Good day everyone, one and all,
Allergies are brought on by fall.

My ex came by, all smiling said hello my dear
I laughed and replied get the hell out of here

Your ex I give a boot to the face,
Funny to watch him run in disgrace.

Don't worry, I'd break his neck
or have him cuffed under my desk

What, pray tell, did your ex do to warrant this ire?
Something horrid, no doubt, to deserve your fire.