No because no matter what you do, I'm still gonna win.

In your dreams, man.

Sup?............

I'll crush you too and win this.

I see those dots, you aren't as cool as you think.

Leave him alone! He's the coolest person ever.

I know, he's almost too cool if you ask me.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150302192511

As cool as that soft, enticing, smooth...pillow? It's calling your name kid. After 26 days, it must be hard.

I'll beat you with that pillow.

PILLOW FIGHT!

*smacks TheKidWithSkills with a pillow*

*smacks computergeek with pillow*

Why use that soft, enticing pillow as a weapon, when it can be used in other ways... to give you that sweet release you are craving for? It's right there... take it... use it. You know you want it.

I feel like I'm missing an inside joke,

And you're not alone on that.

It's where I may not masturbate at all and I have a pillow that I could use to masturbate with.