Granted, but objects such as phones, and clothes cant go with you. only flesh.

I wish for 10000000 dollars.

Granted, you get 10000000 freshly printed Monopoly dollars.

I wish for ... hm ... I wish for a maid :)

Granted. Its your grandma in a sexy maid costume.

I wish i had wings, and could fly.

granted, but now you have to regrow them for every time you wish to fly, and it is the equivalent of giving birth out of your dick

I wish to live nextdoor to my girlfriend

Wish Granted, but the day you move next door to her she breaks up with you for being to obsessive.

I wish i could read minds when i wanted.

Granted, but when you are around people they are only able to think about hairy Russian men.

I wish I could travel though space in some type of personal force field bubble thingy.

Granted, but the bubble is solid steel, and you cant see out of it. have fun floating around for eternity in pitch blackness.

I wish i had a dog.

Actually I'd probably like that, lol.

Granted, but your dog is a dark hound which smells of brimstone, is evil and will probably kill you unless you are a dark fiend.

I wish my computer ran faster.

Granted, it is now so fast you don't even see what is being typed up and eventually it generates a black-hole sucking everything in.

I wish for a rock

Granted. You now have a rock. Have fun.

I wish for infinite intelligence,

Granted, but since you know everything you now find everything extremely boring since you already know every minuscule detail about every activity you are doing.

I wish I had some magic beans.

Wish granted your testicles fall off and grow into a giant tree.

I wish to move my mother-in-law out of my house

Wish granted. She also takes her daughter with her.

I wish that i was invincible.

You are invincible, but people are intimidated so you lose all of your friends.

I wish I wasn't waiting for a smog test.

Granted, but now you are waiting for a heart transplant.

I wish I didn't have pain in my right side almost all the time.